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| 789 |
Radmila Kovačević-Kuzmanović (RS)
radmila965@gmail.com
OŠ "Vojvoda Radomir Putnik", Beoograd |
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| 788 |
Carine Schutters (BE)
Carine.schutters@gmail.com
Collège Saint-Louis
1st grade class i |
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| 787 |
Fevga Alina (RO)
fevga.alina@yahoo.com
Liceul Tehnologic Lazăr Edeleanu Navodari |
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| 786 |
David Castellarnau Serrano (ES)
david.cs@escolaitacavng.cat
Itaca school from Vilanova i la Geltrú |
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| 785 |
Ingrida Taraude (IE)
ingri.tara@gmail.com
Diaspora Latvian language and culture school Tullow school in Ireland |
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| 784 |
Alejandro Miguel Rosal Castillo (TD)
rosal.castillo.alejandro@iesitaca.org
Instituto itaca |
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| 783 |
Adisa Barić (BA)
adisabaric82@hotmail.com
Osnovna škola "Kiseljak 2" |
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| 782 |
Biljana Jovanova (MK)
jovanova_bibi@ yahoo.com
Primary school Vlado Tasevski Skopje |
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| 781 |
Astrid Haugland Ødemotland (NO)
astrid.h.odemotland@gmail.com
Bryne Videregående Skule |
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| 780 |
Marie Langenes (NO)
marie.langenes07@gmail.com
Bryne Vidergående |
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| 779 |
charlotte moog (GB)
charlievmoog@gmail.com
godolphin latymer school, london |
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| 778 |
Lidija Brleković (HR)
lydia.novosel@gmail.com
Osnovna škola Sračinec
Hrvatska |
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| 777 |
(AT)
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| 776 |
(TR)
okul tam bi handicap |
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| 775 |
Lidija Brleković (HR)
lydia.novosel@gmail.com
Osnovna škola Sračinec
Varaždinska ulica 98
42209 Sračinec |
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| 774 |
Lidija Brleković (HR)
lydia.novosel@gmail.com
Osnovna škola Sračinec |
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| 773 |
(ZW)
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| 772 |
Vojtěch Foff (CZ)
vojtafoff@seznam.cz
Zš mosty u Jablunkova 750 |
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| 771 |
jgfhhj jfghf (AT)
jhfhjfjhgf
tfzjhgfjjfj |
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| 770 |
ΣΤΕΛΛΑ ΜΑΥΡΟΔΗΜΟΥ (GR)
mavrodimoustella@gmail.com
ST class of the 1st primary school of Malesina |
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| 769 |
sun äitis (FI)
sun äitis |
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| 768 |
Zoya Qureshi (GB)
216613@hodgehgs.bham.sch.uk
Hodge hill girls school |
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| 767 |
Jana Kubaliaková (SK)
jana.kubaliakova@gmail.com
Stredná odborná škola
Štefánikova 2723/120
069 27 SNINA |
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| 766 |
Evangelia Papathanasiou (GR)
epapathan1@gmail.com
20th Kindergarten Kalamata - Greece |
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| 765 |
(AT)
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| 764 |
(PT)
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| 763 |
Magdalena Więsko (PL)
madziunia500@wp.pl
Zespół Szkół nr.1 im.Bolesława Chrobrego |
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| 762 |
MARIAN POZO (ES)
maria.angeles.pozo@iescristobaldemonroy.es
IES CRISTÓBAL DE MONROY |
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| 761 |
Ana Campo (ES)
a.campo@saturinsti.eus
Saturnino de la Peña |
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| 760 |
Lupu Mihaela (RO)
miha_moraru1980@yahoo.com
Clasa a VIII-a C, Școala Gimnazială ,,Garabet Ibrăileanu", Tg. Frumos, jud. Iași |
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| 759 |
Pandelica Iuliana (RO)
iuliap51@hotmail.com
Liceul Voltaire Craiova |
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| 758 |
Jumna Ruci (AL)
Ruciumna@gmail.com
New York High School Albania (Tiranë) |
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| 757 |
Slavica Kovačević Kalaba (BA)
slavaicak@yahoo.com
JUOŠ "PETAR KOČIĆ" ŠIBOVSKA |
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| 756 |
Anastasia Kichaki (GR)
kichana13@sch.gr
17.Grundschule Thessaloniki
6.Klasse (Deutschunterricht) |
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| 755 |
Nathalia Anahí Argüello Cobeña (ES)
nargcob253@g.educaand.es
IES Blas Infante
clase 3ºA ESO |
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| 754 |
Mary Galway (GB)
Linghua.li@hotmail.com
Reception/ The study Wimbledon |
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| 753 |
Mary Galway (SJ)
Linghua.li@hotmail.com
Reception/The study Wimbledon |
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| 752 |
Mary Galway (GB)
Linghua.li@hotmail.com
Reception / The Study Wimbledon |
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| 751 |
Arya Thaker (GB)
AryaThaker@godolphinandlatymer.com
Godolphin and Latymer school |
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| 750 |
Evangelia Triantafyllou (GR)
evageliatr@gmail.com
2nd Kindergarten of Peania |
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| 749 |
Mîrza Alina-Bianca (RO)
alinahoron@yahoo.com
a-V-a A
Școala Gimnazială ,,Ioan Bob” Cluj-Napoca |
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| 748 |
Tissia Bouakkaz (BG)
kheira.n@hotmail.fr
5è5 André derain chamboury |
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| 747 |
Barbi Kodra (AL)
12-3 |
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| 746 |
Lilya Kanashkina (RU)
Lilyagilmut@gmail.com
School 42 , Simferopol, Republic of Crimea, Russia |
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| 745 |
Maria-Paula Pah (RO)
mariapah2001@gmail.com
"Petre Hossu" Secondary School, Cheud, Romania. |
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| 744 |
Binta Samura (GM)
Chilelnyang@yahoo.com
3CV |
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| 743 |
Janna Latva-Kiskola (FI)
janna.latva-kiskola@hanko.fi
Hankoniemen lukio |
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| 742 |
JOAQUIN MORALS GUERRERO (ES)
jmorgue1612@g.educaand.es
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| 741 |
Carmen María De la Rosa Marin (ES)
crosmar239@g.educaand.es
IES Blas Infante 3A |
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| 740 |
Lucía Gutiérrez Calderón (ES)
lgutcal0312@g.educaand.es
I.E.S. Blas Infante |
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| 739 |
Jorge Borbor Rodríguez (ES)
jborrod2306@g.educaand.es
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| 738 |
Lucinda Leonard (IE)
claire.guyon@newtownschool.ie
Newtown school |
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| 737 |
Lucia Haycha Haouari Ortiz (ES)
lhaoort2911@g.educaand.es
Blas Infante |
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| 736 |
JIMENA BRAV LEVA (ES)
jbralev0812@educaand.es
IES BLAS INFANTE
3 A |
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| 735 |
Paula Carbajo Arroyo (ES)
pcararr0501@g.educaand.es
IES Blas Infante 3A |
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| 734 |
Natalia Naval (ES)
nnavroj1907@g.educaand.es
4º ESO A IES Blas Infante |
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| 733 |
Alvaro Romero Paez (ES)
arompae047@g.educaand.es
IES Blas Infante |
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| 732 |
Paula Garrido Moya (ES)
pgarmoy3101@g.educaand.es
4º A IES Blas Infante |
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| 731 |
alejandro raya (ES)
arayper1010@g.educaand.es
4 A ies blas infante cordoba |
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| 730 |
Eva Maria Garcia Romero (ES)
egarrom1709@g.educaand.es
IES Blas Infante 4 A |
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| 729 |
Natalia Herrera Bermejo (ES)
nherber088@g.educaand.es
IES Blas Infante 4 ESO A |
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| 728 |
Hugo Rivera Alcolea (ES)
hrivalc0212@g.educaand.es
IES BLAS INFANTE |
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| 727 |
Silvia Mialdea (ES)
smiagar0212@g.educaand.es
Blas Infante 4A |
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| 726 |
Helga Kraljik (HR)
hkraljik@yahoo.com
Srednja škola Ban Josip Jelačić, Zaprešić |
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| 725 |
Silva Diogo (PT)
diogosacoto03@gmail.com
9ºB/ escola Básica quinta da lomba |
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| 724 |
Mahir Smajlović (BA)
jasmina.music@hotmail.com
Primary school "Sjenjak" Tuzla, class 7c |
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| 723 |
Alen Baćić (BA)
jasmina.music@hotmail.com
Primary school "Sjenjak" Tuzla, class 7c |
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| 722 |
Andreo Đedović (BA)
jasmina.music@hotmail.com
Primary school "Sjenjak" Tuzla, class 7c |
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| 721 |
Gulie Antonia Gabriela (RO)
gulieantonia9@gmail.com
Clasa XI-a
Colegiul Național Tudor Vladimirescu |
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| 720 |
Isobella Wesson (AT)
l.jimenez@archbishoptemple.com
9H Spanish
Archbishop Temple School, St Vincent's Road, Fulwood, Preston, Lancashire, PR9 8PR, United Kingdom |
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| 719 |
Orla Reid (GB)
l.jimenez@archbishoptemple.com
7T
Archbishop Temple School, St Vincent's Road, Fulwood, Preston, Lancashire, PR9 8PR, United Kingdom |
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| 718 |
Ilya Hussaini (GB)
l.jimenez@archbishoptemple.com
9S, Spanish
Archbishop Temple School, St Vincent's Road, Fulwood, Preston, Lancashire, PR9 8PR, United Kingdom |
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| 717 |
Holly Adamson (GB)
l.jimenez@archbishoptemple.com
Archbishop Temple School, St Vincent's Road, Fulwood, Preston, Lancashire, PR9 8PR, United Kingdom |
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| 716 |
Jewel Jacob (AT)
l.jimenez@archbishoptemple.com
8T Spanish
Archbishop Temple School, St Vincent Road, Fulwood, Preston, Lancashire, PR2 8RA |
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| 715 |
Danikah Bukhari (GB)
l.jimenez@archbishoptemple.com
Danikah' Year 9, Class S
Archbishop Temple Church of England High School, St Vincent's Road, Fulwood, Preston, Lancashire PR2 8RA |
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| 714 |
Afreen Mahmood (GB)
236950@hodgehgs.bham.sch.uk
Hodge Hill Girls school
7C |
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| 713 |
Thekla Kafkia (GR)
thekafkia@gmail.com
AGIO PNEVMA JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL |
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| 712 |
Aaliah Rafiq (AT)
216614@hodgehgs.bham.sch.uk
hodge hill girls school |
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| 711 |
Adilson Ferreira (PT)
adilsonfer.rey@gmail.com
Escola básica, 2+3 Quinta da Lomba
9ºE |
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| 710 |
www wwwq (AO)
www
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| 709 |
Afonso ferrão (PT)
afonso.ferrao2020@gmail.com
9ºa |
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| 708 |
(AT)
|
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| 707 |
(AT)
annecy |
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| 706 |
Pătrașcu Andreea-Cecilia (RO)
patrascuandreea2000@gmail.com
Colegiul Național "Tudor Vladimirescu " |
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| 705 |
Pătrașcu Andreea-Cecilia (RO)
patrascuandreea2000@gmail.com
Colegiul Național "Tudor Vladimirescu" |
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| 704 |
Nikoleta Chronopoulou (GR)
nhron@windowslive.com
E' Class
5th Primary School of Vyronas |
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| 703 |
Alessandra Costanzo (IT)
alessandracostanzo.p@gmail.com
Scuola secondari di 1°Dante Alighieri- Catania |
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| 702 |
Lucas Schmidt (AT)
lucas.schmidt@hakju.at
HAK Judenburg 4AK |
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| 701 |
Popescu Stefania (RO)
stefania.p12@icloud.com
12 G, Colegiul Național ,,Tudor Vladimirescu" |
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| 700 |
Johanna Leitner (AT)
Johanna.Leitner@hakju.at
HAK/HAS Judenburg
2ak |
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| 699 |
Lara Reitbauer (AT)
lara.reitbauer@hakju.at
Hak/Has Judenburg 2ak |
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| 698 |
Aida Paratusic (AT)
Paratusic.aida21@gmail.com
HAK/HAS JUDENBURG
4AK |
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| 697 |
Juliet Corcoran (IE)
juliet.corcoran-steele@stmarysmidleton.com
TY French, St. Mary's High School, MIdleton, Co. Cork. |
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| 696 |
cecilia Valiño (ES)
ceciliavalinho@ionosmail.com
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| 695 |
Roșu Andrei Ioan (RO)
andreirosu006@gmail.com
Colegiul Național "Tudor Vladimirescu", clasa a XI-a G |
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| 694 |
Mirea Maria Bianca (RO)
mireabianca09@gmail.com
Colegiul Național Tudor Vladimirescu |
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| 693 |
Bosoancă Patricia-Elena (RO)
patrybosoanca@gmail.com
Colegiul Național Tudor Vladimirescu, clasa a XI-a G |
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| 692 |
Gulie Antonia Gabriela (RO)
gulieantonia9@gmail.com
Clasa XI-a
Colegiul Național Tudor Vladimirescu |
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| 691 |
(DZ)
|
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| 690 |
Emine Begaj (AT)
emine.begaj@hakju.at
4.AK / HAK Judenburg |
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| 689 |
(AT)
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| 688 |
Sophia Neurad (AT)
sophia.neurad@hakju.at
HAK Judenburg |
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| 687 |
Fiona Karner (AT)
fiona.karner@hakju.at
4AK/ HAK/HAS Judenburg |
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| 686 |
Takayo Sprenger (DE)
sprengert@issev.de
International School of Stuttgart |
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| 685 |
(AT)
|
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| 684 |
mouhamed diop (IT)
mouhamed.diop@iccivitelladiromagna.it
2c |
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| 683 |
Melani Gavric (AT)
melani.gavric@hakju.at
1AK, HAK/HAS Judenburg |
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| 682 |
Andi Kapidzic (BA)
kapidzicajla@gmail.com
JUOŠ “Sjenjak” Tuzla 7c |
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| 681 |
(AT)
|
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| 680 |
Nicolò Campobasso (IT)
nicolo.campobasso.s@icgrumo.edu.it
Classe 2E
I.C. "Devitofrancesco,Giovanni XXIII-Binetto"- plesso Santi Medici Grumo A.(BA) |
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| 679 |
Lisa-Marie Hausmann (AT)
lisamariehausmann1@gmail.com
HAK Judenburg, 4AK |
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| 678 |
Kai Forde (GB)
Trudielilydawnforde@hotmail.com
University School of Birmingham |
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| 677 |
Natalie Überer (AT)
natalie.ueberer@hakju.at
HAK Judenburg
2.AK
|
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| 676 |
Zoi Molochidou (GR)
mail@1gym-neapol.thess.sch.gr
1st Junior High School of Neapolis Thessaloniki |
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| 675 |
Murishe Pafunge (GB)
23pafungeu@farnborough-hill.org
Farnborough Hill School
Year 7 |
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| 674 |
Zuzanna Buczyńska (IT)
anna.lojek@data.pl
Klasa 2 LO
Zespół Szkół w Biskupcu
ul. Chrobrego 13
11-300 Biskupiec |
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| 673 |
Izabel Ilić Pozojević (HR)
ivan.dijana7@gmail.com
Oš Ljudevita Gaja,8.c |
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| 672 |
Lourdes Jiménez (ES)
lourdes.jimenez@salesians.cat
Salesians Badalona |
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| 671 |
Olga Mosca (IT)
mosca726@gmail.com
IV A "Alberto Manzi" Primary School- III Circolo Didattico Scafati |
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| 670 |
Tamara Komar (MONT)
tamarakomar@gmail.me
OŠ ,,Ilija Kišić'' Zelenika
Herceg Novi |
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| 669 |
Nadine Skriner (AT)
nadine.skriner@hakju.at
4ak
BHAK Judenburg |
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| 668 |
Michelle Pinjo (AT)
michelle.pinjo@hakju.at
4 Ak
Hak judenburg |
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| 667 |
Andi Kapidžić (BA)
Andikusx@gmail.com
JUOŠ”Sjenjak„ |
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| 666 |
Sarah Okanović (BA)
okanovicsarah011@gmail.com
7c
Ju Os Sjenjak |
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| 665 |
Danyi Song (GB)
Dsong@godolphinandlatymer.com
Godolphin and Latymer, 9GP |
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| 664 |
Vincenzo Careccia (IT)
Vincenzo.Careccia@icgrumo.edu.it
3ªF SS.Medici |
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| 663 |
Nicolò Casiero (IT)
nicolo.casiero.s.@icgrumo.edu.it
DEVITOFRANCESCO - GIOVANNI XXIII - BINETTO |
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| 662 |
Nicolò Casiero (IT)
nicolo.casiero.s.@icgrumo.edu.it
|
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| 661 |
Mohamed Absml (DZ)
absmlmed477@gmail.com
Middle school |
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| 660 |
(AT)
|
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| 659 |
Cristian Porcaro (IT)
iannellileonarda83@gmail.com
1° D |
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| 658 |
(AT)
|
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| 657 |
Marija Carija Agoli (HR)
mcarijaagoli@yahoo.com
Osnovna škola Pujanki Split |
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| 656 |
István Báthory (AT)
bathoryistvanisti@gmail.com
12.T Szegedi Radnóti Miklós Kísérleti Gimnázium |
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| 655 |
Miroslava Dugovičová (SK)
miroslava.dugovicova@teachforslovakia.sk
Základná škola Tulipánová |
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| 654 |
Samantha Samuels (GB)
Ssamuels@malmesbury.wilts.sch.uk
Malmesbury School |
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| 653 |
(AT)
|
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| 652 |
Antra Paegle (LV)
antrai@inbox.lv
Lejasciems primary school |
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| 651 |
(AT)
|
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| 650 |
asd asd (AT)
ads
qwqwdas |
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| 649 |
Paulina (AT)
EN |
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| 648 |
Andreas Nowak (DE)
Nowaka@schiller.ms.de
A from Comedy to the Supermarkt and the Shop Assistant asks : What can I help you with. The froh answers Quark. |
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| 647 |
Vasiliki Thiakouli (GR)
marytsamp@gmail.com
- It ended!
- What? Nutella?
- No, our relationship!
- Ok, then..! I was scared!! |
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| 646 |
Athanasia Karantzia (GR)
nassiouuuu@gmail.com
Why did the sheep win the race, because it bee-gan first! |
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| 645 |
Yvonne Gennimata (GR)
s_gia17@yahoo.gr
|
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| 644 |
Georgios Anastasopoulos (GR)
reap3r3462@gmail.com
-How do you call somebody whose tooth is colored blue?
-Bluetooth! |
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| 643 |
Nicolas Andritsos (GR)
andritsosnikolas@gmail.com
- Shall I share a joke about constructions?
- No, I' m still working on it..! |
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| 642 |
Maria - Evaggelia Dimitrakopoulou (GR)
mariliadimitrakopoulou@gmail.com
A man arrived late at his work. His boss yelled at him and said: You should have came at 8.30. And the man answered: Why? What happened at 8.30? |
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| 641 |
Eleftheria Belia (GR)
eleftheriabelia2009@gmail.com
- Ηοw do you call a car that is automatic?
- Car - aut (o)! |
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| 640 |
Rose Cerclé (FR)
rose.cercle@gmail.com
The lemon family is walking, at the crosswalk the lemon dad sees his son dragging his foot and says "hey, hurry up!" |
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| 639 |
lorène ombredane (FR)
loreneombre@gmail.com
Comment appelle tu le toit de la niche d'un chien ?
A wooftop |
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| 638 |
Dieynaba Sarr (FR)
sarr.d2009@gmail.com
Dos cazadores caminan por el bosque, pero uno de ellos se derrumba de repente. No parece respirar, tiene los ojos vidriosos. El otro cazador saca su teléfono y llama a los servicios de emergencia. “¡Mi amigo está muerto! ¿Qué puedo hacer?" él dijo. "Cálmate, te ayudaré. Primero debemos estar seguros de que está muerto”, respondió el operador. Después de un breve silencio, se escucha un disparo. El cazador coge el teléfono. “Está bien, ¿ahora qué? |
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| 637 |
Dieynaba Sarr (FR)
sarr.d2009@gmail.com
Two hunters are walking through the forest, but one of them suddenly collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are glassy. The other hunter takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. “My friend is dead! What can I do?" he said. "Calm down, I'll help you. We must first be sure that he is dead, ”replies the operator. After a short silence, a gunshot is heard. The hunter picks up the phone. “Okay, now what? |
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| 636 |
(AT)
|
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| 635 |
(AT)
|
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| 634 |
nikola krizovenska (SK)
nikolkakrizovenska23@gmail.com
joke |
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don (AT)
french |
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| 632 |
Gayane Petrosyan (CA)
petvard@yahoo.com
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| 631 |
Natália Straňáková (SK)
stranakovan01@gmail.com
Chuck Noris can suck a black hole |
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| 630 |
(AT)
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| 629 |
(GR)
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| 628 |
(AT)
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| 627 |
riso riso (NE)
cucamber
concombre
Gurke |
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| 626 |
MIRKO BRESSI (IT)
mirko.bressi@icpapagiovanni.edu.it
What's the favourite car for a penguins?
The POLO |
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| 625 |
Alessandro Oberto (IT)
alessandro.oberto@icpapagiovanni.edu.it
Qu'est-ce que c'est petit, vert, et qui fait très très peur ?
Un petit pois avec un bazooka.
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| 624 |
(IT)
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| 623 |
Yosra Zidi (TN)
zidiyosra@gmail.com
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| 622 |
Mirtel Ani (EE)
mirtelani@gmail.com
You are ready. You grab your friend's hips and step onto the tile, behind him. You slide your hands over his waist and grab him tightly. You press your worldly possessions and your chest against his back. You are intoxicated with joy and a little excited because the ride is about to start. You enjoy meandering through the streets of Tallinn. You smile at the world and at your friend. You gently squeese him because you know that only with him, only very sensually with him. You can save two euros on the electric scooter ride. |
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| 621 |
Hareem Suhaib (PK)
H.suhaib 1 @Yahoo.fr
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| 620 |
Classe 3èmes germanistes collège Nicolas-Jacques-Conté (Sées) (FR)
holger.teske@ac-normandie.fr
Das ist die Geschichte eines Fisches : An einem schönem Tag begegneten sich zwei Fische. Sie rasen aufeinander zu. Dann sagt einer der Fische : « Entschuldigung – ich hatte Wasser in den Augen » |
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| 619 |
SAMUELE MINA (IT)
samuele.mina@ic.papagiovanni.edu.it
Le professeur interroge Pierino :
« Pierino a-t-il étudié la géographie ? »
"Sûr madame enseignante"
"Dis-moi où est la Sardaigne"
"À la page 45, madame l'enseignante" |
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| 618 |
Rhia-May Taylor (GB)
Pourquoi la banane est-elle allée chez le médecin?
Parce qu’il ne écaillait pas bien |
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| 617 |
(AT)
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| 616 |
Sara Begum (PK)
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| 615 |
João S. (PT)
biblioteca.jd@aesilves.pt
What does a math book say to a history book?
- Don't give me stories that I'm already full of problems.
Que dit un livre de mathématiques à un livre d'histoire ?
- Ne me dérange pas avec tes histoires, j'ai déjà assez de problèmes. |
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| 614 |
Elena K. (PT)
biblioteca.jd@aesilves.pt
- Docteur, j'ai l'impression que tout le monde parle dans mon dos.
- Très bien, pour commencer, dites-moi quelle est votre professions ?
- Je suis chauffeur de bus.
- Doctor, I feel like everyone is talking behind my back.
- Very well, tell me, what do you work for ?
- I'm a bus driver. |
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| 613 |
Sofia B. (PT)
biblioteca.jd@aesilves.pt
Who is older: the sun or the moon?
The moon because it can go out at night.
Qui est le plus âgé : le soleil ou la lune ?
La lune car elle peut sortir le soir. |
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| 612 |
Iasmin F. (PT)
biblioteca.jd@aesilves.pt
La professeure de maths se tourne vers Arthur :
- Arthur, mon garçon, dis-moi comment puis-je diviser huit pommes de terre pour sept enfants?
-C'est facile, professeur, faites de la purée.
The math teacher turns to Arthur:
- Arthur boy, tell me how can I divide eight potatoes for seven children?
-It's easy, teacher, make puree. |
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| 611 |
Gabriel S. (PT)
biblioteca.jd@aesilves.pt
A woman enters a store and asks:
- Do you sell nightgowns?
- No, at night we are closed.
Une femme entre dans un magasin et demande :
- Vendez-vous des chemises de nuit?
- Non, la nuit nous sommes fermés. |
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| 610 |
Lara S. (PT)
biblioteca.jd@aesilves.pt
Que dit un poussin à un autre poussin ?
Piou !
What does one chick say to another chick?
Tweet! |
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| 609 |
Micaela S. (PT)
biblioteca.jd@aesilves.pt
Two friends ride the same bike.
-Hey there! slower in the corners - says one - I get scared!
- Do as I do - says the other - close your eyes!
Deux amis circulent sur le même vélo.
- Hé! Moins vite dans les virages - dit l'un - j'ai peur !
- Faits comme moi - dit l'autre - ferme les yeux ! |
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| 608 |
Mariana M. (PT)
biblioteca.jd@aesilves.pt
Pourquoi les fantômes ne peuvent-ils pas mentir ?
Parce qu'ils sont transparents.
Why can't ghosts lie?
Because they are transparent. |
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| 607 |
Diana Z. (PT)
biblioteca.jd@aesilves.pt
- Miss Joaninha, what do you want to be when you grow up?
- I want to be a mommy!
- Very good! Little Johnny, what do you want to be when you grow up?
- I want to help Joaninha make her dream come true.
- Mademoiselle Joaninha, que voulez-vous être quand vous serez grande ?
- Je veux être maman !
- Très bien! Petit Johnny, que veux-tu être quand tu seras grand ?
- Je veux aider Joaninha à réaliser son rêve. |
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| 606 |
Hugo P. (PT)
biblioteca.jd@aesilves.pt
- Docteur, comment perdre du poids ?
- Il suffit de bouger la tête de gauche à droite.
- Combien de fois docteur ?
- Chaque fois qu'on vous propose de la nourriture.
- Doctor, how do I lose weight?
- Just move your head left and right.
- How many times Doctor?
- Every time you are offered food. |
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| 605 |
Marwa Hamassi (ES)
mhamassi@iesnumancia.cat
Two blind men go and one says to the other:
-I wish it would rain
-hopefully me too |
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| 604 |
Rania Maaza el khalloufi (ES)
rmaaza@iesnumancia.cat
There was a dog called my tits. One day she got lost and her owner went out looking for her. She found a policeman and said: "Mr. police, Mr. police! Have you seen my tits?" And the policeman replied: "No, but I would like to see them..." |
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| 603 |
Lucía Hidalgo Zafra (ES)
lhidalgo43@iesnumancia.cat
A girl picks up a lollipop from the floor and a man with a cane passes by and tells her not to pick things up from the floor and suddenly the man falls to the floor and tells the girl to help her up:
-Didn't you tell me not to pick up things from the floor?- |
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| 602 |
Diego Alexander Iza (ES)
diza20@iesnumancia.cat
Patient: Doctor, it hurts here.
Doctor: Well, get over there.
Patient: Doctor, it still hurts.
Doctor: In pain, stop following the patient. |
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| 601 |
Hector Garcia (ES)
hgarcia68@numancia.cat
Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself. |
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| 600 |
Marcos (ES)
mromero28@iesnumancia.cat
He goes to the supermarket to buy a chicken, and he has no idea of English, and he asks a person: where is his mother? |
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| 599 |
Iker (ES)
How do you say "perro" in English? very easy, dog. And "veterinario"? very easy too, dog-tor |
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| 598 |
(AT)
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| 597 |
(AT)
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| 593 |
Imanol Cerdera (ES)
icerdera@iesnumancia.cat
Daughter, I look fat, ugly and old, what do I have? Mom, you are absolutely right |
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| 591 |
xinzhen he (CN)
xhe90@iesnumancia.cat
-A mouse tells a rat: What are you doing there? -I'm waiting for a little while. |
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| 590 |
Alejandro Sanchez (ES)
asanchez28@iesnumancia.cat
-What do you do?
-Killing flies.
-Have you killed any.
-4 males and 2 females.
How do you know if they are male or female?
-4 were in the glass of beer and 2 in the mirror. |
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| 589 |
Dylan Amaguaña (ES)
dpillajo24@iesnumancia.cat
What is the name of the fastest Chinese in the world is called... cachou |
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| 588 |
(ES)
-Love, give me the baby,
-wait for me to cry
-What did I cry for? Why?
-Because I don't know where I left it |
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| 587 |
(ES)
If car is a car and men is a man, my aunt Carmen is a transformer
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| 586 |
(ES)
If car is a car and men is a man, my aunt Carmen is a transformer
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| 585 |
Lucia Gomez (ES)
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve. |
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| 584 |
Iker Busto MOlina (ES)
ibusto46@iesnumancia.cat
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| 583 |
Luz Sedgwick (ES)
why don't elephants use a computer? beacuse they are scared of the mouse!! |
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| 582 |
Aronson Amadin (CR)
aamadin33@iesnumacia.cat
passe derrière le mur et fais lui peur |
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| 581 |
Hèctor Gallego Garcia (AT)
hgallego60@iesnumancia.cat
Mom, mom, at school they call me interested, why son? 5 euros and I'll tell you.
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| 580 |
Marcos Hipple Perez (ES)
mhipple95@iesnumancia.cat
There are 2 and the middle one falls |
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| 579 |
Marcos Hipple Perez (ES)
mhipple95@iesnumancia.cat
There are 2 and the middle one falls |
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| 578 |
(ES)
What does a pear say to another pear? "just wait" |
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| 577 |
Luna Olympi (CH)
emasquare07@gmail.com
quel est le sujet préféré d'un serpent? son hiss-toire
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| 576 |
Walid Azahouani (US)
wazahouani55@iesnumancia.cat
Son, I look fat, ugly and old. What do I have son, what do I have? Mom, you're absolutely right. |
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| 575 |
Nelson Mota (AT)
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| 574 |
Nelson Mote (PT)
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| 573 |
Jacob Middleton (GB)
kirsty.hough@hotmail.co.uk
Pourquoi le cou des girafes est-il si long ?
Soutien-gorge parce que leurs pieds sentent !!! |
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| 572 |
Rodrigo Teixeira (PT)
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| 571 |
Never gonna run around and Desert you (AT)
Never gonna say good bye
Never gonna let you down |
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| 570 |
ANNA CARDAROPOLI (IT)
annacardaropoli@liceorescigno.edu.it
What was doing a spit on the ladder? It was going up. |
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| 569 |
Raquel Moreno Ibáñez (ES)
raquel.morenoibanez@gmail.com
- Mama, mama, gehen wir nach Aldi?
- Es ist nicht "nach", es ist "zu".
- Waaas? Ist Aldi zu?? |
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| 568 |
Dunja Tošić (RS)
tosicdunja8@gmail.com
why doesn't an elephant use a computer?
because he is afraid of the mouse |
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| 567 |
(AT)
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| 566 |
(AT)
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| 565 |
Ceris Morgan (GB)
morganc405@hwbcymru.net
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
it was toad away! |
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| 564 |
carrie forkin (GB)
Forkinc@hwbcymru.net
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| 563 |
Mia Lewis (GB)
lewism56@hwbcymru.net
pourquoi le poulet at-il traversé la route
Pour aller de l'autre côté! |
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| 562 |
Hello Kitty (DE)
Hab ich keine
Treffen sich zwei Jäger beide tot |
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| 561 |
Dávid Bartoš (SK)
davidbartos1612@gmail.com
The king of animals - a lion - summoned all the animals to the clearing and tells them: "Divide into two groups. Clever on the right and beautiful on the left." They all stood on one side or the other. In the center remained only a frog. Lion asks her, "And you, the frog? why are you standing in the middle?" the frog says to him, "And what am I supposed to tear?" |
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| 560 |
parlantri scroto (ML)
noruego |
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| 559 |
Aleisha Mccourt (AT)
aleisha13mccourt@gmail.com
Pourquoi la banane a traverse la route
Parce qu'ill ne criait pa's bien
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| 558 |
Katia Cabrera garcia (ES)
katiacabrera@420gmail.co
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| 557 |
logan barritt-burnett (GB)
22loganbarritt@treviglas.cornwall.sch.uk
Comment appelle-t-on un fromage qui n’est pas le vôtre ?
Réponse : Nacho-fromage |
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| 556 |
(AT)
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| 555 |
(EG)
Italy
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| 554 |
(AT)
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| 553 |
Rhys Clark (VI)
gw14clarkrhys@glow.sch.uk
Comment appelle-t-on une fausse nouille ?
Un empâtement ! |
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| 552 |
max tihava (AT)
tihavam@gmail.com
mujo a perdu son portsmonnaie, haso l’a trouve. Il lui demande si c’est le cien. Mujo dit non, j’ai perdu le mien
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Teodora Marcu (RO)
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Ștefan Copaceanu (RO)
Stfncopaceanu@gmail.com
It's Christmas Eve. A little boy wants a brother, so he writes a letter to Santa and mails it to him. At Christmas the boy finds a red envelope under the tree from Santa in which he wrote : Bring my on the aunt |
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| 549 |
mariana lopes (AT)
al.marianalopes1@aeaav.pt
At the bakery how much is the coffee
- 2 reais
and the sugar
we don't charge for sugar
so tell me to turn 2 kilos please |
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| 548 |
Ștefan Copaceanu (RO)
Stfncopaceanu@gmail.com
It's Christmas Eve. A little boy wants a brother, so he writes a letter to Santa and mails it to him. At Christmas the boy finds a red envelope under the tree from Santa in which he wrote : Bring my on the aunt |
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| 547 |
Adina Iacob (RO)
Adinaiacob282@gmail.com
What is small black and has a yellow dot in the middle in front? A flea with a gold tooth in its face. |
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| 546 |
Livia Creanga (RO)
livia.florentina09@yahoo.com
Do you know why my imaginary friend didn't continue his education? Because he wanted a real profile. |
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| 545 |
Alexandra Ariton (RO)
aritonalexandra57@gmail.com
How lucky am I if I was born in Dubai I was a camel. |
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| 544 |
Mihai Cornel (AT)
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Patryk Osochocki (AT)
osapa.2005@wp.pl
Two friends are resting in a clearing. At one point, one was bitten by a viper - the very nature of the viper.
- Oh, save me - he calls - call an ambulance.
A colleague calls and says what has happened, then asks what needs to be done?
- please suck the venom quickly or it will die - the doctor calls.
- and what did he tell you - asks the victim?
- that you will die. |
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| 542 |
Anabelli Dornelas amaro (BR)
Why are ghost bad at telling lies?because they are transparent |
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| 541 |
Letícia Fernandes (PT)
leticiafernades@agsobreira.org
- on dit que nous avons tous un beau côté
- donc vous devez être un cercle
- they say we all have a beautiful side
- so you must be a circle
- man sagt, wir haben alle eine schöne Seite
- dann musst du ein Kreis sein |
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| 540 |
(AT)
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| 539 |
Rebekah (GB)
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| 538 |
jncdso ncjdnj99n 8ue328ujjde (BH)
jijdsujvwdnqpojpwf jjjji90rvr09c29i
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Logan Ritchie (GB)
14ritchielogan2@gmail.com
Une route et une voie à deux voies parlent, débattent pour savoir laquelle d'entre elles est la plus difficile. Soudain, un morceau de tarmac rouge passe devant. La voie à quatre voies dit "attention, les gars ont une piste cyclable". |
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| 536 |
Abdul Hadi (GB)
gw14hadiabdul@ab-ed.org
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| 535 |
sanjana saketh (GB)
sanjana.saketh@outlook.com
quel est le chanteur préféré d'une feuille ?
persil elvis |
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| 534 |
Matthew Cranna (GB)
gw14crannamatthew@ab-ed.org
L'autre jour, je marchais sur la route et un homme commencé à me jeter du last, du fromage et du beurre.
Maintenant laitier!! |
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molly matheson (GB)
gw14mathesommolly@ab-ed.org
a man walks into a store and says “can i have 12 bees” the man hands clerk hands him 13 bees
the man says “there is one too many” the clerk says “it’s a freebie” |
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Arran Hay (GB)
gw14hayarran@ab-ed.org
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| 531 |
ERIK Perez (CN)
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| 530 |
(AT)
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| 529 |
Dylan Mitchell (SA)
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| 528 |
Cristna Escudero (ES)
cescudesan@educacion.navarra.es
There was a man so small that he found a marble and exclaimed: The world is mine! |
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| 527 |
(AR)
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| 526 |
Albotica CORNELIA NICOLETA (RO)
albotica.cornelia@scoalacristestibt.ro
A thief stole a calendar.For his deed he received 12 months. |
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| 525 |
Albotica Cornelia Nicoleta (RO)
albotica.cornelia@scoalacristestibt.ro
A thief stole a calendar.For his deed he received 12 months. |
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| 524 |
Kira Aivino (AT)
aivinokira60@gmail.com
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| 523 |
Ben Dover (TD)
Gaybitch69@cunt.com
8==> |
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| 522 |
Dogariu Damian (RO)
Ddami3497@gmail.com
Do you eat bread? Yes
Then eat with bread |
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| 521 |
Charlotte Fenton (GB)
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| 520 |
MehiKpreet Kaur (IT)
francesca.savoini@gmail.com
UN poisson dit à l'autre " Je te dis un secret: je t'en prie: EAU dans ta BOUCHE!!!! AHAHAHAHA |
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| 519 |
Edelson L. (PT)
bibliotecs.jd@aesilves.pt
Comment rendre quelqu'un curieux ?
Je te dis ça demain.
How to make someone curious?
I'll tell you tomorrow. |
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| 518 |
Istrate Alexandru (RO)
istratealex477@gmail.com
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| 517 |
Knossi Obama (AF)
Foto in bild
Ja moin |
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| 516 |
Țurcanu Catalin (RO)
catalinturcanu2005@gmail.com
Why don't diabetics take revenge?
Because revenge is sweet... |
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| 515 |
Matteo Zilio (IT)
shweet1@libero.it
Two cats meet in the country. One of them is sitting in front of a mouse's den, while the other is watching him, rather bored. After half an hour, the one watching the other says: "You're never going to catch him: he's clever and he's not coming out!"
So the other cat starts barking. His friend looks at him rather puzzled and goes away, thinking his friend is going nuts. He comes back later and he sees the other cat with the mouse in his mouth. So he asks: "How did you do that?"
"My dear friend", says the other "nowadays, if you don't know at least two languages you are going to starve!" |
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| 514 |
Joe Mams (MV)
Joes@gmail.com
Joe mama |
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| 513 |
Andrea Gönczi (HU)
andrea.gonczi@gmail.com
- I'll count to three and fall asleep!
- Only until three?!?
- Well, sometimes until half past three. |
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| 512 |
Sara Japka (SI)
Sara.Kirm.japelj@gmail.com
there was a girl whitout arms and she asked her father if she can have popcorn and he said no arms no popcorn |
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| 511 |
Stanca Cristina (RO)
cristina.mihaela.stanca@sc21sb.ro
say barrle...'barrel'...you dad is a frog |
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| 510 |
Stan Ionuț (RO)
stan95572@gmail.com
You are so black, that at night you can't even see yourself with a flash😂 |
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| 509 |
Bogdan Banu (RO)
marinalion76@gmail.com
Do you know the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Like pizza, it doesn't scream if you put it in the oven |
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| 508 |
Alexandru Tudor (RO)
talexandru944@gmail.com
Why didn't the watermelon cross the street?
Because it was red :))) |
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| 507 |
Popescu Razvan (RO)
prazvan180@gmail.com
Why doesn't the banana cross the street? Because it is yellow. |
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| 506 |
Ana Maria Cristudor (RO)
anisoaracristudor02@gmail.com
Things won't work out perfectly. What matters is how you adapt to these things and what you learn from your mistakes! |
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| 505 |
(AT)
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| 504 |
Adrian Grigore (RO)
the.red.wolf.333@gmail.com
Fuck your mother onions |
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| 503 |
Isabel Lopez (GB)
isabel.lopez.taberna@gmail.com
What is something and at thd sane time nothing?
A fish |
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| 502 |
Oliver Machado Bedolla (ES)
B13R13114Q@CANARIASEDUCACION.ES
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Adele Scott (GB)
Hannahscott81@hotmail.com
Pourguoi les oeufs ne rient-ils pas????
Parce qu'ils se feraient craquer. |
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| 500 |
(AT)
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| 499 |
Primrose Pioli (GB)
PioliP@cheltladiescollege.org
Quelle est la boisson préférée des crapauds ?
Croak-a-cola |
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| 498 |
(IT)
Francese |
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| 497 |
Maria Isabel Sousa (PT)
isabelcipriano@diogocao.edu.pt
Le mari demande à sa femme:
- Pourquoi tu m'as épousé ?
- Parce que tu es une personne très amusante. T'es super marrant !!!!
- Oh! Je pensais que c'était parce j’étais un grand cuisinier.
- Oh! Oh! Oh! Tu vois! Tu es tellement drôle !!!!!!
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| 496 |
Oistric Gabi (RO)
gabioistric12@gmail.com
Comment appelle-t-on un homme intelligentdans Amerique.
Tourist |
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| 495 |
(AT)
|
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| 494 |
Hugo Barre Cuñarro (ES)
Hugobargecr7@gmail.com
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| 493 |
(AT)
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Čak Noris (AL)
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Chuck Norris (AT)
Chuck Norris was once twice |
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Sophie Le Callonnec (IE)
21slecal@greystonescollege.ie
A bird is talking with a donkey.
'What's your name?' asks the bird.
'Bob' said the donkey. |
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Barbara Vevar (SI)
Angleški |
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Nejc Vesek (SI)
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Susanna Vincre (IT)
s.vincre@gmail.com
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Juliette Yakubova (AE)
Juliette..wright2014@Gmail.com
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(FI)
Did you hear about the Italian chef Who died?
He pasta-way |
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Calle Kavaleff (FI)
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Matti Nykänen (FI)
Did you hear about the claustrophobic austronaut? He just needed a littel bit of space. |
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Calle Kavaleff (FI)
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el pepe el pepe (CC)
elpepe@elpepe.net
el pepe |
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Anne Rienzi (ES)
missrienzi@eic.edu
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Anne Rienzi (ES)
missrienzi@eic.edu
What does penguin do when his house breaks? "Igloo"es it together. |
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Štěpán Hrnčíř (AT)
stepanek.florec1@gmail.com
My wife is mad at me becauseI bought her a watch from a Vietnamese. She hasn't spoken to me since 13:98 |
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Sînziana Apostol (RO)
apostolsanziana@gmail.com
stupid to be, lucky you are!others died and suffered nothing |
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Kryštof Mikula (CZ)
Would you go to the cinema tonight ?
No, find someone as ugly as you are.
Thats why im asking you. |
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Bogdan Savulescu (RO)
savulescubogdan90@gmail.com
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Rebeca Ioneta (RO)
rebecaioneta23@gmail.com
A man had a horse, and the horse didn't mind. |
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Alexandru Ionut Nastase (RO)
alexisnastase27@gmail.com
At the train station, a Moldovan asks:
-How much does a toilet ticket cost?
– 20 lei
- Rather than giving 20 lei, I'd rather do it myself |
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Cristiana Roman (RO)
romancristiana03@gmail.com
Others died and died without suffering anything |
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(AT)
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João Barbosa (PT)
jmcbarbosa0411@gmail.com
There were two suspects, the fat and the thin
Which one is the criminal?
Answer: the thin because what doesn't kill you makes you fat |
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Ellamae Simpson (AT)
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Rozalie Kratochvilova (CZ)
rozalie.kratochvilova@zspysely.cz
"Hi, what are your hobbies?"
"Spying on other people."
"Um, I like to read and swim."
"I know." |
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Nikdo nic (BB)
matyas.vrzal@zspysely.cz
Ondar, Matěj, Matyaš should share 10,000 CZK, how many benches disappeared from 8.B
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alžbeta bachiwky (HR)
dvo mans do and one fall down |
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Begu Ruxandra-Ioana (RO)
ruxandra.begu@scoalaioanbadescu.ro
Why does the firefly no longer light up? because he didn't pay the current bill! |
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Zugravu Cristian Constantin (RO)
zugravu.cristian@scoalacristestibt.ro
Ionel, how do you think we can keep the school clean. Staying at home, lady conductor! |
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Brehuescu Nicoleta Paula (RO)
Brehuescu.nicoleta@scoalacristestibt.ro
Why doesn't the orange go up the hill?
Because he has no more juice. |
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Amariuti Denisa Mihaela (RO)
amariuti.denisa@scoalacristestibt.ro
I don't speak much, said the Romanian language teacher to the student Ionescu. When I wave my finger like that, it means you're coming to the board.
- I don't talk much either, professor, when I nod it means I'm not coming.
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Bălțău Maria Alexandra (RO)
Baltau.maria@scoalacristestibt.ro
,, Teacher:
- Pupil Popescu, when is the best time to pick cherries?
The student:
- When the dog is tied, professor |
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Denisa Amariuti Mihaela (RO)
amariuti.denisa@scoalacristestibt.ro
I don't speak much, said the Romanian language teacher to the student Ionescu. When I wave my finger like that, it means you're coming to the board. - I don't talk much either, professor, when I nod it means I'm not coming.
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Lupu Alexandru Marian (RO)
lupu.alexandru@scoalacristestibt.ro
Teacher:
"Popescu, your work was miserable. Your father could help you because he's a writer".
The student:
"I didn't want it anymore, teacher. On the last paper, which my father helped me with, you gave me a two". |
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Patatu Diana (RO)
patatu.diana@scoalacristestibt.ro
Why did a cucumber cross the street?
Because it was green :) |
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laura kavaldova (SK)
ggg
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Palade Marian Alexandru (RO)
palade.marian@scoalacristesti.ro
I could lose weight, but I don't want the world think that I have nothing to eat. |
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Alex Palade (RO)
palade.marian@scoalacristesti.ro
I could lose weight, but I don't want to! the world will think that I have nothing to eat |
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Dogaru Ionela (RO)
Dogaru.ionela@scoalacristestibt.ro
The heat has come. My body says Maldives. My mind says Tenerife, and my pocket says "Hose yourself a little". |
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Carpen Ionela (RO)
carpen.ionela@scoalacristestibt.ro
"John, why are you squitning your nose at my sarmales? Aren't they good?"
"Well, Mary, they are tasty. But all these people in the movie theater have popcorn!"
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Agachi Mario Filip (RO)
oancea.mario@scoalacristestibt.ro
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Dediu Leonard (RO)
Dediu.leonard@scoalacristestibt.ro
"My dear, tell me! Is there anything in this world more important than love??"
"Hmm...and you didn't cook dinner" |
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Antonín Mádr (CZ)
antonin.madr@gmail.cz
Did you know,what cow do,when is earthquake |
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Mazere Denis Cristian (RO)
mazeredenis941@gmail.com
A goose in a restaurant:
"Do you have mămăligă?" asks the goose.
"No", replies the waiter.
"Are you sure?"
"No, we don't have it, don't you hear...?!?"
"Sure sure?"
"If you ask one more time, I'll take a nail and a hammer and pin your beak to the table!"
"Do you have nails?"
"No, I don't"
"But mamaligă?" |
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Tudor Bulgariu (RO)
Tudorbulgariu@gmail.com
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Tudor Bulgariu (RO)
Tudorbulgariu@gmail.com
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Micu Sebastian (RO)
Micusebastianandreas@gmail.com
Mother talks to Bula: -Son, I bought you textbooks for school, they were expensive, so please take care of them! -Okay mom, I don't even touch them!Mère parle à Bula : -Fils, je t'ai acheté des manuels pour l'école, ils étaient chers, alors prends-en soin s'il te plait ! -Ok maman, je ne les touche même pas! |
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Maxim Pleský (CZ)
maxim.plesky@gymbru.cz
“Will students really do a surgery on me?”
“Yes.”
“But what if I die?”
“They will get an F.”
I will never forget the last words of my lovely grandfather.
“Stop shaking with the ladder you geek!”
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Martim Pinheiro (PT)
martim17919@aluno.aevialonga.edu.pt
Blague sur le frigo. Comment mettre un éléphant dans le frigo ? Une personne : vous mettez l’éléphant là-dedans. Auteur: Non, vous ouvrez la porte, vous mettez l’éléphant là-dedans, puis vous fermez la porte. Et comment mettre une vache au réfrigérateur ? Une personne : vous ouvrez la porte, vous y mettez la vache et vous fermez la porte. Auteur: Non, vous ouvrez la porte, vous sortez l’éléphant, vous mettez la vache à l’intérieur et vous fermez la porte. |
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Fábio Silva (PT)
Le Maître demande :
- Johnny, c'est du riz avec S ou Z ?
Johnny répond :
- Ici à l'école je ne sais pas mais à la maison c'est avec des haricots. |
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Belen Jackson Santa Cruz (GB)
lelejsc@icloud.com
No quiero presumir, pero terminé el rompecabezas en menos de una semana y decía 2-4 años en la caja. |
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Rodrigo Pereira (PT)
Savez-vous pourquoi le fantôme ne peut pas mentir ? Parce qu'il est transparent. |
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Bohdan Svintsov (SK)
viktoriiakhassan@gmail.com
English class at school:
-How will be parapet be in english
-.....UnderWindows
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Marit Piirman (EE)
marit.piirman@ut.ee
A doctor comes to work at the psychiatric hospital and sees a man crouching in the corner. The doctor asks: “Are you a puppy in the corner?”
Man does not say a word but moves to another corner. The doctor asks again: “Are you a little kitten? What is there, in the corner?”
No reply from the man. He just moves to the third corner.
Doctor approaches once more: “What are you doing there? Are you a little bunny?”
The man stands up and answers: “I am an electrician.” |
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Mourtada 10/04/2012 (IT)
Zinab @mo9
Via spirano 152 comune di urgnano |
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Ciobanu Teodora (RO)
teodora.ciobanu@scoalaioanbadescu.ro
Once during my trip to Europe, I was feeling so Hungary that I had to Russia to get some food |
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Ciobanu Teodora (RO)
teodora.ciobanu@scoalaioanbadescu.ro
Don't eat the french fish...It's poisson! |
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Ciobanu Teodora (RO)
teodora.ciobanu@scoalaioanbadescu.ro
What do you call an European City filled with rodents? Hamsterdam |
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Lauren O beirne (IE)
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klemen planinc (SI)
jozejozef92@gmail.com
a coach is a person who can tell on Saturday what will happen on Sunday... and on Monday explain why it didn't |
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Nina Vraníková (SK)
ficova79@yahoo.co.uk
Boris says to his mum: " I taught our grandma to stop biting her nails.
- How did you do it?
- I hid her dentures. |
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Nina Vraníková (SK)
ficova79@yahoo.co.uk
Blond girl orders a pizza. Waiter asks: "Would you like to cut it in 6 or 12 pieces? "
She says: "6 please, I wouldn't be able to eat 12." |
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Amber Josiah (GB)
syjosiah17@live.com
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Butunoi Alexandru (RO)
alexandru.butunoi@scoalaioanbadescu.ro
– Daddy, why did you marry mom?
- See, not even the child understands why. |
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Lulu Bradica (HR)
lulu.bradica@gmail.com
Où se trouve la vache sans les jambes? |
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Inês P (PT)
a2809@aeavis.pt
If nothing goes right, l'll sell peanuts at the church door.
Then when the priest shouts "amen" I say "doim!" |
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ANASTASIA BUZURA (IT)
annantonacci81@gmail.com
A woman confides in a friend.
"I'm so happy not to be born in Germany!"
"Why?" asks the friend.
"Because I don't understand a word in German!" |
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ANASTASIA BUZURA (IT)
annantonacci81@gmail.com
A foreign tourist asks two elderly gentlemen for information.
"Parlate italiano?" The two men don't understand and look at him with a puzzled expression.
"Sprechen sie Deutsch?" No answer.
"Parlez-vous Français?" Not a word. The tourist goes away.
"John, perhaps we should learn a foreign language" one of the two men says.
"Are yoy silly?Did you see that guy? He spoke three languages, what good did it do him?"
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Maria T (PT)
a3047@aeavis.pt
From Spain neither good wind nor good marriage |
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Antonio Casao (PT)
a2833@aeavis.pt
What does one sardine say to another when it sees a submarine
LOOK, canned humans!!! |
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Rodrigo M (AT)
A2815@aeavis.pt
What did the zebra sou to the fly? You are on my blacklist |
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Adriana Hurtado (ES)
6718@maristasourense.com
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Filippo De Grandi (IT)
filippo.degrandi@icloreo.edu.it
a rice laughed |
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pepe juanma (AT)
coconuta
english |
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Francisca Ferreira (PT)
kikaferreira2006@gmail.com
Why can't the US and England play chess?
Because US don't have their towers and England doesn't have their queen. |
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Colas Scottu (FR)
Colas.scottu.cs@gmail.com
Qu’est ce qui commence par un e, qui finit par un e et qui ne contient qu’une seule lettre ? Une enveloppe. |
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Maxence Richard (FR)
maxence.richard3@orange.fr
Français |
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Tina Jamnikar (AT)
tina.jamnikar195@gmail.com
The teacher asks the students why they put the rooster on the grill and they answer that it doesn't fight.
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Una, Lulu, Dea, Benjamin Zrinjan, Bradica, Milanović, Benčić (HR)
benjolule@outlook.com
Où se trouve la vache sans les jambes? Où tu l'as laissée. |
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Una Zrinjan (HR)
uzrinjan@gmail.com
Pourquoi les plongeurs sautent-ils en arrière ? S'ils sautaient à l'avance, ils tomberaient dans le navire |
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Danca Octavian (RO)
dancaflorin664@gmail.com
Not to brag or anything, but i'm pretty sure that if someone were to offer me even the smallest sum of money as a gift it would be less wasteful if they just took that money and used it to light a fire. |
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Apene A (RO)
ramonavladut1508@yahoo.com
I invented a new word! |
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Leonard Marian (RO)
leomoraru2011@gmail.com
-Daddy, why don't I have a brother?
-Because you don't sleep at night and scare the storks.
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mariano del la luna (MX)
mariano.delaluna@gmail.com
Има двама войници на мотоциклет, кой пада?
Никой, защото са войници.
майка ти е мъж |
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Mereuta Robert (RO)
robertmereuta24@gmail.com
Do you know what’s worse than killing Keanu Reeve’s dog?
Killing John Wick’s dog. |
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juan del monte (EC)
juan.delmonte@gmail.com
hola
¿como se dice pedo en ingles?
jeloü, you are angry
la kaka |
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Juncu Alicia (RO)
aliciajuncu@gmail.com
-Mihai ,did you put water in the fish bowl?
- Yes,mother ,but they didn’t drink anything… |
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Brateș Mihai (RO)
Yesterday the doctor amputated my leg. Today I went to see him and told him:
- Doctor, I want my leg back. It's my right |
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Laila Balada Fernández (ES)
balada.laila@iedanielmangrane.cat
- Que dit un feu à un autre?
- Ne me regarde pas, je me change !
- What does one traffic light say to another?
- Don't look at me, I'm changing!
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Ona Merino (ES)
merino.ona@iedanielmangrane.cat
· What does Darth Vader keep in his fridge? Dark ice cream
· Que garde Darth Vader dans son frigo ? De la glace noire |
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Rania Boukzini (ES)
boukzini.rania@iedanielmangrane.cat
-Que faites-vous dans la vie ?
-Je suis un rockeur
-Wow, chantes-tu ou joues-tu de la guitare dans un groupe ?
- Non, je collectionne des pierres et je les vends
- What is your job ?
- I'm a rocker.
- Wow, do you sing or play guitar in a band ?
- No, I collect stones and I sell them.
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Raluca Vasile (RO)
vasileraluca05@gmail.com
Două fete erau într-un lift, la al treilea etaj, liftul se opreşte și
una din fete striga:Ajutor! ajutor! apoi i-a spus celeilalte sa
încerce împreună. Cealalta fată a început sa ţipe:împreună! împreună!
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Davidoiu Sonia (RO)
davidoiusonia@gmail.com
What is the difference between the police and wind?
Police beating faster! |
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Krzysztof Blazejczyk (SE)
uwm7568@edu.kunskapsskolan.se
And without a balcony, I did not open it to the Germans, I did not open it and I will not return it to the Smurfs.
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William Grahm (SE)
uca0674@edu.kunskapsskolan.se
why are the children falling all the time?
they are twins |
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Mazâlu Denisa (RO)
mazaludenisa@gmail.com
Bulă riding his horse. At one point he fell. Why?
His horse finished! |
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(CY)
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Rg Thh (AO)
Obtniergith |
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LOE MESTRALE (BB)
DJDUGYDGEWIUDD
TEDESCO |
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Acomanoai Teona (RO)
acoteona@gmail.com
Ai auzit de tipul care a inventat gluma cnoc cnoc? A castigat premiul "no-bell". |
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Nuno Machado (PT)
nunorafa2006@gmail.com
What did the farmer said when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor. |
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Loke Mustaniemi (SE)
urg6415@edu.kunskapsskolan
Wanna know why chinese kids dont believe in Santa?
Because they make the toys |
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Richard Hevera (CZ)
richard.hevera@seznam.cz
EN - I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
GER - Ich habe in unserem Garten umgegraben, als ich eine Truhe voller Goldmünzen gefunden habe. Ich wollte gerade nach Hause laufen, um meiner Frau davon zu erzählen, aber dann erinnerte ich mich, warum ich in unserem Garten umgrub.
FR - Je fouillais dans notre jardin quand j'ai trouvé un coffre plein de pièces d'or. J'étais sur le point de rentrer directement à la maison pour en parler à ma femme, mais je me suis alors rappelé pourquoi je bêchais dans notre jardin.
PL - Kopałem w naszym ogrodzie, kiedy znalazłem skrzynię pełną złotych monet. Już miałem pobiec prosto do domu, żeby powiedzieć o tym mojej żonie, ale wtedy przypomniałem sobie, dlaczego kopałem w naszym ogrodzie.
RUS - Я копался в нашем саду, когда нашел сундук, полный золотых монет. Я уже собирался бежать домой, чтобы рассказать об этом жене, но тут вспомнил, зачем копался в нашем огороде. |
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Michaela Urbanová (CZ)
michaela.urbanova.05@seznam.cz
The children walked along the minefield and threw their hands around... some even 30 meters.
Die Kinder gingen am Minenfeld entlang und warfen ihre Hände herum... einige sogar 30 Meter
I bambini camminarono lungo il campo minato e gettarono le mani in giro... alcuni anche 30 metri
Les enfants marchaient le long du champ de mines et jetaient leurs mains autour... certains même 30 mètres
Los niños caminaron por el campo minado y arrojaron sus manos alrededor ... algunos incluso 30 metros
Do you know why water is dead? Because she was dripping.
Wissen Sie, warum Wasser tot ist? Weil sie tropfte. |
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Gustav Mattsson (SE)
gustav.mattsson8@telia.com
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Ivoš Cimmer (CZ)
st.cimmer.i@msoa.cz
Quand ma copine m'a annoncé qu'elle était enceinte, tout a changé. Mon adresse, numéro de téléphone, carte de crédit… |
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Dominik Cesnak (CZ)
cesdom@email.cz
Fidel Castro gives a speech in the square in Havana: "And I also pay homage to the hundred million Czech Republic."
The counselor leans over and says, "But sir, there are only 10 million of them."
And Fidel: "Don't screw me, I know how much rum I export to them there!" |
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Apolena Bednářová (CZ)
bednarovaapolena@gmail.com
Honza was going to donate blood, but had to run away. They had a lot of questions, for example:
Whose blood is this?
Why is there So much blood?
Why is it in the bucket? |
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Eliška Čviriková (AT)
st.cvirikova.e@msoa.cz
Taf x’jiġri meta żewġ blondes identiċi jiġru lejn xulxin?….. Il-mera tinkiser. |
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Ivoš Cimmer (CZ)
st.cimmer.i@msoa.cz
Was braucht eine Blondine, um 100 Meter zu laufen?
Turnschuhe, Kleid, Karte und |
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Adéla Smetanová (CZ)
adel.smetanova@gmail.com
Sie gingen zwei und den mittleren Herbst
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Mikael Than (YE)
uhr7573@edu.kunskapsskolan.se
Why did jonathan cross the road? Because he wanted to go to his grandmas dance party |
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Suzanne Vincre (IT)
prof.vincre@gmail.com
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Daniel Burčík (CZ)
st.burcik.d@msoa.cz
Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
Peter: I think you're pretty ugly. |
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AdamLukas JuranekHurta (CZ)
st.hurta.l@msoa.cz
What do you call an African igloo? Nigloo. |
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Johanka Šumná (CZ)
st.sumna.j@msoa.cz
"Pepíček, use the word bread." "Who, what? – Bread." "With whom, with what? – With salami."
"Pepíček, benutze das Wort Brot." "Wer, was? – Brot." "Mit wem, mit was? – Mit Salami."
« Pepíček, utilise le mot pain. » « Qui, quoi? – Du pain. « Avec qui, avec quoi? – Avec du salami. » |
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Eliška Čviriková (AT)
st.cvirikova.e@msoa.cz
Ein Polizist hält einen betrunkenen Autofahrer an: "Sind Sie bereit, einen Alkoholtest zu machen?" "Sicher und in welcher Kneipe?" |
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Totta Ehrenpohl (SE)
uho2186@edu.kunskapsskolan.se
If you have eaten Karins lasagna for lunch at work, what have you eaten then?
Answer: Somebody else's lunch
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Gustav Mattsson (SE)
gustav.mattsson8@telia.com
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Wiggo Vigren (SE)
Igge2007@gmail.com
Deux tomates ont traversé la route, l'une s'est fait écraser et l'autre a dit : viens ketchup et on y va ! |
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Javier García Lorca (ES)
eva.ortagu@educa.jcyl.es
There were an English man and a Spanish one in a ship. The English man fell into the water and asked for HELP. And the Spanish man said: I haven't got gel, just shampoo. |
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olle evald (SE)
uto2683@edu.kunskapsskolan.se
ich werde kämpfen
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Clara Ransheim (SE)
ufc7944@edu.kunskpasskolan.se
The anxiety when your name is Uno Persson and you want to book a double room in Spain. |
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Albin Flodfält (SE)
upe3581@gmail.kunskapsskolan.se
All the children look into the oven except Rut, she looks out |
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Michael Maritato (US)
michael.maritato@acga.cz
German sausage puns are the Wurst! |
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Michael Maritato (US)
michael.maritato@acga.cz
No matter how kind students are in your country, German kids will always be "kinder" |
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Michael Maritato (US)
michael.maritato@acga.cz
Q: Do you know the best part about being Swiss?
A: I don't really know, but the flag is a big plus! |
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Michael Mariato (US)
michael.maritato@acga.cz
Q: Did you hear about the two Spanish boys play basketball?
A: It was Juan on Juan (one-on-one) |
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Michael Maritato (US)
michael.maritato@acga.cz
Q: Why are there no floods in France?
A: Because "the water" is "l'eau" (low) |
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costel sargardy (AT)
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Michael Maritato (US)
michael.maritato@acga.cz
Q: Why did the Frenchman only eat one egg for breakfast?
A: Because "one egg" is "un oeuf" (enough) |
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Dumitrache Adelin (RO)
dumitrache.adelin@yahoo.com
Pendant le communisme, Bula est attrapé par les gendarmes et envoyé à Ceaușescu. Ceaușescu lui dit :
- Bon, si tu racontes une bonne blague, sans moi, je te laisse partir. À quoi Bula fait :
- M. Ceaușescu, votre femme, Elena Ceaușescu, est enceinte.
- Oui, sans moi, fille Ceasca ;))).
- Eh bien, pas avec toi. |
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my dad (AT)
my dad @gmail.com
my dad is home |
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cai head (GB)
caihead207@gmail.com
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Lorena Nikolaj (CZ)
st.nikolaj.l@msoa.cz
Why have you never seen an elephant hiding in a tree? Because they're good at. Why do elephants paint their testicles red? So they can hide in the cherries. What is the loudest sound in the savannah? When a giraffe eats cherries. |
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daniel garrod (GB)
daniel.garrod@cullodenacademy.org.uk
Quel est l'endroit préféré d'une vache ?
les MOOvies |
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Barbora Říhová (CZ)
st.rihova.b@msoa.cz
there was a fish oa tree and it fell. |
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Jamie Hall (AT)
hipy kid
Pourquoi dit-on aux acteurs de se casser une jambe ?
Parce que chaque pièce a un cast
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Miguel Assunção (PT)
a2085@aepardilho.pt
What the frog say on the espacial station? He says "Orbit, orbit". |
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Sara Silva (PT)
smfds@ddinis.net
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Lucie Zahrajová (CZ)
zahrajova.l@seznam.cz
"Do you know what really amazes me about you?"
"No.What?"
"Oops.Sorry. I was thinking about someone else!" |
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Vojtěch Kopaˇ (CZ)
poslupostu@post.cz
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back. |
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Ірина Локаєнко (CZ)
st.lokaienko.i@msoa.cz
hunting is a sport. especially when the cartridges ran out and the wolf is still alive. |
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David Botoš (CZ)
st.botos.d@msoa.cz
Name me four seasons: lockdown lockdown,summer, lockdawn
Nenn mir vier Jahreszeiten:lockdown, lockdown,sommer,lockdown |
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my dad (GB)
my dad @gmail.com
my dad |
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Karolina Dubjelova (CZ)
kajka.dubjel@seznam.cz
do you know what it means when 4 carry a coffin? there was five of us |
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Wear Wolf (HR)
Wear55wolf@gmail.com
Patitent goes to the doctor.
He sais my eye is crying.
And the doctor shrinks his eye. |
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Emil Perälä (FI)
emil.perala@gmail.com
The little one was crying by the side of the road. His friend came to it and asked why are you crying. Little Kalle answered. Yes, you know when they said in school to let the cars go first before you cross the road. So. The guy answered. Those cars haven't come like that. He said to the little one.
Le petit pleurait au bord de la route. Son ami est venu et a demandé pourquoi tu pleures. Le petit Kalle a répondu. Oui, tu sais quand ils disaient à l'école de laisser passer les voitures avant de traverser la route. Alors. Le gars a répondu. Ces voitures ne sont pas venues comme ça. dit-il au petit.
Den lille græd ved siden af vejen. Hans ven kom til det og spurgte, hvorfor græder du. Lille Kalle svarede. Ja, du ved, da de sagde i skolen, at man skulle lade bilerne gå først, før man krydser vejen. Så. Fyren svarede. Sådan er de biler ikke kommet. sagde han til den lille.
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Heba Abdalla (EG)
14hebmah@starmirdif.com
quell type de the est difficile à avaler
Immobilier |
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Marek Rubáš (NE)
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Amir Muqbel (SE)
amir.muqbel.student.huddinge@engelska.se
Pourquoi la saucisse caca est-elle allée à la police ?
Il s'est senti victime de chantage |
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Roua Alsheikh-ali (SE)
roua.alsheikh-ali.student.huddinge@engelska.se
Hur ser man att en bil kommer från Tyskland? Det germanyinte. |
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Jake Lobo (AE)
14jakpat@starmirdf.com
qu'obtenez-vous lorsque vous ajoutez des horloges à une ceinture ? Une perte de temps !
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henrik jansson (GB)
henrik.jansson.student.huddinge@engelska.se
je ne peux pas raconter une blague mais ça va. Je demanderai juste à tes parents. |
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David Štebel (CZ)
st.stebel.s@msoa.cz
Dy shko dhe mesi prngohet |
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Nikola Milojkovic (SE)
nikola.milojkovic.student.huddinge@engelska.se
Warum essen Kannibalen keine Clowns?
Weil sie komisch schmecken? |
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Noah wikstrom / abensour (SE)
Noah.wikstrom.student.huddinge@engelska.se
Moi : Où est mon chat ?
Mon ami chinois : hehehe *ouvre la boîte à lunch* |
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Isabella Nwaijah (SE)
Isabella-chioma.nwaijah.student.huddinge@engelska.se
What is the difference between God and Bill Gates?
Well God knows he's not Bill Gates! |
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Eliška Kováčová (AT)
blanka.bila@msoa.cz
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Jakub Strzeleckj (PL)
jakubstrzelecki81@gmail.com
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Veronika Rozkopalová (AT)
st.rozkopalova.v@msoa.cz
Aber Herr Ober, der Kaffee ist ja kalt!"
"Gut, dass Sie mir das sagen, mein Herr! Eiskaffee kostet nämlich einen Euro mehr ..." |
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jakob efiuwgefigafy (SE)
jakob.abdulrahman.student.huddinge@engelska.se
what happens to the disaled kid when you set him on fire, Hotwheels |
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Cristian Stefan Alexandru (RO)
alex424434@gmail.com
How does an American cross the street? He looks left, right… up and then across. |
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Laouane chouayb (ES)
laouane.chouayb@iedanielmangrane.cat
Pourquoi le balai est-il heureux ? -Parce qu’elle balaye.
Why is the broom happy? -Because it is sweeping.
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Kélyne Lamarre (FR)
lesjumeauxkq@gmail.com
Quelle partie de la maison les zombies préfèrent ils ? la pièce de vie |
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Dani Iosif (RO)
Iosifdani75@gamil.com
What job do your parents have? asks the teacher
-Dad is an engineer, says Gheorghe
-Dad is a mechanic, says Ionel
- Dad is the boss, says Bula
- How so Bula? – asks the professor in surprise
-He has 500 people under him
- So what does he do?
-Cut grass in the cemetery |
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Vasile Claudiu (RO)
vasileclaudiu54@gmail.com
what is small green and runs through the forest, a fog of cucumbers |
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Negoita Gabriel sebastian (RO)
dyamond398@gmail.com
What job do your parents have? asks the teacher
-Dad is an engineer, says Gheorghe
-Dad is a mechanic, says Ionel
- Dad is the boss, says Bula
- How so Bula? – asks the professor in surprise
-He has 500 people under him
- So what does he do?
-Cut grass in the cemetery |
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Marius Gheorghe (RO)
gheorghemarius404@gmail
How does a child go to sleep? 2020 Once upon a time....2022 I cut your net |
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Tomé Almeida (PT)
tomegribos@gmail.com
What makes sad people jump? A bridge. |
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Stefania Panoiu (RO)
stefania_panoiu@yahoo.com
Knock and you will be opened... a criminal case. |
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Anna García Calvo (ES)
garcia.anna@iedanielmangrane.cat
-Amour?
-Dites, amour.
-Tu as été à mes côtés dans les pires moments.
- Je sais, amour.
- Je pense que tu me portes malheur…
-Love?
-Say, love.
-You have been by my side in the worst moments.
-I know, love.
-I think you give me bad luck... |
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Martim Alves (PT)
alvesmartim221@gmail.com
Why can’t Americans play chess? Because they already lost 2 towers. |
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Cazan Daniela (RO)
Danitea611@gmail.com
- Hello, is this the nostalgic's club?
- Yes... but it's not what it used to be anymore. |
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Pol Alaixendri Mayor (ES)
alaixendri.pol@iedanielmangrane.cat
I tried making a hide-and-seek contest, it was a failure, good players are hard to find.
J'ai essayé d'organiser un tournoi professionnel de cache-cache, mais ce fut un échec complet. Les bons joueurs sont difficiles à trouver.
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Polina Mihhina (EE)
polinamihhina@mail.ee
russkij poehal v polshu i sprosil "mozno mne horoshuju jagodu!"
prodovec dal emu arbuz.
russkij udivilsa "dostatochno bolshaja jagoda!" |
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Chelaru Ianis (RO)
chelaruianisandrei@gmail.com
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Gonzalo Rivera (ES)
eva.ortagu@educa.jcyl.es
What does a tree say to other tree? What's up, trunk? |
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Iris Ferrer Monteverde (ES)
ferrer.iris@iedanielmangrane.cat
- Maman, maman, j'ai un 10 !
- Ah oui! Dans quel sujet ?
- Eh bien... un 3 en mathématiques, un 2 en langue, un 3 en anglais et un 2 en géographie.
- Mom, mom, I got a 10!
- Oh yeah! In what subject?
- Well... a 3 in Mathematics, a 2 in Language, a 3 in English and a 2 in Geography. |
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Vasile Claudiu (RO)
vasileclaudiu54@gmail.com
you're somehow an astronaut, because I need space |
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Bucur Cristian (RO)
bucur032@gmail.com
Why did the deaf child cry?
Because he recived headphones for his birthday |
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Paula Escoda (ES)
escoda.paula@iedanielmangrane.cat
· Un poisson demande à un autre poisson : Que fait ta mère ? Il répond : Rien, et que fait le vôtre ? Rien non plus.
·A fish asks another fish: What does your mother do? He replies: Nothing, and what is yours doing? Nothing neither.
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Razvan Dedita (RO)
razvan_dedita@yahoo.com
I hate violence but I like it when luck strikes |
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Andrei Matei (RO)
mmatei695@gmail.com
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Iris e Martim Ferreira e Pinheiro (PT)
anabela.brito@aevialonga.edu.pt
Blague sur le frigo.
Auteur: Comment mettre un éléphant dans le frigo?
Une personne: Vous mettez l´éléphant dans là-dedans.
Auteur: Non, vous ouvrez la porte, vous mettez l`´eléphant là-dedans, puis voua fermez la porte.
Auteur: Et comment mettre une vache au frigo?
Une personne: Vous ouvrez la porte, vous y mettez la vache et vous fermez la porte.
Auteur: Non, vous ouvrez la porte, vous sortez l`éléphant, vous mettez la vache á l´intérieur et vous fermez la porte.
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Roberta Gaugau (RO)
alegrg2006@gmail.com
How do you call a dog who sits on a chinese head? Dog pechinez |
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Volta sprite (RO)
ioanadraghici2405@gmail.com
How do you call a dog who’s seat on a chinese? dog pechinez |
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Belengher Smecherul (RO)
strimbuandrei050@gmail.com
Pasează cioata |
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Ramón Roldán (ES)
rrolram2009@iessierradearas.es
Which dinosaur does know a lot of synonyms?
The thesaurus |
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Tiago, Giselda, Lara Pereira, Dias, Alves (PT)
anabela.brito@aevialonga.edu.pt
Qu'est-ce qu'un requin a dit à un autre requin? Vous me confondez! |
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Βαγγέλης Βρετός (GR)
mail@dim-koriss.kyk.sch.gr
Why Mona Lisa's name is Lisa; Because is the only one that rages! |
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Aziz Abubakirov (SE)
azizjon.abubakirov@edu.huddinge.se
One day, while walking with his friend, he met a beautiful woman riding a horse and said to his friend:
"Oh, I wish I could be this beauty's horse!"
"Ask her, maybe he'll agree to go for a ride on a donkey," suggested his partner. |
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Florea Teodora (RO)
teodorafloreageorgeta@gmail.com
– Si cette dent fait mal, nous devons aller chez un dentiste. J'espère que tu n'as pas peur.
- Non, papa.
- C'est comme ça que je te veux, brave. Sachez que le dentiste ne vous fait rien !
– Si oui, à quoi bon l'embêter ? |
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Emily Crees (GB)
21creese@stmaryscolchester.org.uk
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RICARDO FERNANDES (PT)
a1317@escolasmontedaola.pt
How does a lazy little bird tweet?
Tweet, etc... |
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Paula Alcobendas (ES)
palcott2009@iessierradearas.es
There was a boy so so tall that he ate a yogurt and when it reached to his stomach it has expired |
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Mila Coyne (GB)
milacoyne@icloud.com
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Deez Nuts (BV)
lagustu@gmail.co
Your mom, twaya mama |
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Krystian Nieposiadam (PL)
krystian.torepko02@gmail.com
Sie sagten der Blondine, sie solle den Aufzug putzen, sie fragte, ob es auf jeder Etage sei |
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Дауни Даун (HN)
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Diabou CM1B Ecole Condorcet Evry (FR)
lahna30@hotmail.fr
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Florin Alexandru Costache (RO)
costachefa@gmail.com
Two guys are calling a cab. What are they telling the cabbie ? "Dunes" |
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Maryna Ryba (PL)
marynaryba@wp.pl
Der Lehrer schrieb in das Tagebuch des Schülers:
- Zosias Blut ist ein unerträglicher Redner.
Am nächsten Tag brachte das Mädchen ein Tagebuch mit der Notiz:
- Entkernt! Wenn du ihre Mutter hören könntest! ... |
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Karolina,Emilka, Ola (PL)
A teacher asks Johnny:
- Why are you crying?
- I dreamt that my school is on fire.
- Calm down. It was only a dream.
- That's why I'm crying. |
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Lourdes Arbós (AL)
Why can't a seer have children?
Because it has glass eggs. |
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rafael gan (ES)
prafael.gan@iesseveroochoa.es
Tu connais pas la blague de l'electricité...? Mais alors, elle est très courante |
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Barbora Blaščáková (SK)
blascakovabarbora@gmail.com
A 60-years old man comes to the psychiatrist and says: "Doctor, my brother who is 2 years younger than me is playing with a yellow duck in the bathtub." "Well, that is not quite normal at his age, but he is not harming anyone, so let him enjoy it." "But, doctor, that duck is mine!" |
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ZOI ZYMONOPOULOU (GR)
zoizimono@gmail.com
THERE WAS A YOUNG MOSQUITO AND HIS PARENTS TOLD HIM HE SHOULD GO OUT AND LOOK FOR FOOD ON HIS OWN. THE MOSQUITO WENT OUT TO HUNT FOR FOOD AND WHEN HE GOT BACK, HIS PARENTS ASKED HIM HOW HIS FIRST DAY WAS. HE SAID HE WAS VERY HAPPY BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS CLAPPING THEIR HANDS WHEN HE SHOWED UP. |
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Isabela Ivan (RO)
mihaivan2003@gmail.com
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Oliwia,Hania and Ola (PL)
Two boys are carrying a piano on the 20th floor. At one point, one of them says:
- I have good and bad news.
- Start with the good one.
- We are on th 19th floor.
- And the bad one?
- It's the wrong building. |
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Cristian Constantin (RO)
constantincristian009@gmail.com
What's the name of an mexican who lost his car?
Carlosa |
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Mihalea Eduard (RO)
Edimihalea01@gmail.com
De ce a trecut gaina strada?
Ca sa ajunga pe partea cealalta |
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Lucie (CZ)
A man with a very big belly was standing in front of the kindergarten. A young teacher leaned out of the window and asked: Are you expecting a child? The man smiled and politely replied: No, I got it from the beer. |
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Cristian Constantin (RO)
constantincristian009@gmail.com
What did the ocean say to the sand?
Nothing. It just waved. |
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Vieru Mihail-Lucian (RO)
vml.info15@gmail.com
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know Buț the flag is a big plus |
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(CZ)
DE
Sie sind nicht die Französische Revolution, weil ich einen tiefen Seufzer meiner Unterschicht spüre
EN
you are not the French Revolution because I feel a close sigh of my underclass |
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Grigore Daniel (RO)
Danielulqwe0@gmail.com
I'm still waiting for you?
Where?
Down in front of the block.
What are you doing there?
Well, you told me to get off.
When?
10 minutes ago I kissed you on the forehead, then on the lips, then on the neck and you said "go down" and I went down, am I waiting for you much longer or am I going up? |
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Maria Nigorra (ES)
mnigorra@alumnes.matadejonc.cat
What is the name of Bruce Lee's vegan brother? Broco Lee.
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Popescu Ștefan Șerban (RO)
popopescus196@gmail.com
"Married?"
"Yes, for 25 years!"
"Do you have children?"
"Yes, two!"
:Animals?"
"No, they are educated, they behave nicely." |
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Baltasar Tomas (ES)
btomas@alumnes.matadejonc.cat
Why a girl without legs can't play football?
-because she's a girl |
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Irene Bordoy (HR)
Ibordoy@alumnes.matadejonc.cat
Que dit un jardinier à un autre ? Soyons heureux pendant que nous le pouvons. |
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Maxmilián Martiška (CZ)
st.seifert.s@msoa.cz
Der Richter zum Angeklagten: "Sie sind beschuldigt, Ihren Nachbarn unter Schimpfworten in den Wald getrieben und dort ganz fürchterlich verprügelt zu haben. Sind Sie da nicht ein bisschen zu weit gegangen, Angeklagter?"
Antwort: "Ja, das stimmt, Herr Richter! Ich hätte es schon vorher auf der Wiese tun sollen!" |
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Nela Kadeřábková (AT)
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Nedq Ioana (RO)
ioananeda282@gmail.com
WHAT IS GREEN AND RUNNING THROUGH THE FOREST? A PACK OF CUCUMBERS
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Jusca Denis Sebastian (RO)
juscadenis5@gmail.com
A policeman is fishing. He fishes for the famous goldfish, but being too small, he throws it back into the water. The little fish says:
"You saved my life, you can wish for three things from me!"
The policeman thinks what he thinks and says:
"Yur identity card, your driver's license and your entry ticket" |
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Aneta Bidrmanová (CZ)
st.bidrmanova.a@msoa.cz
when your prostitute dies during sex.... you have another hour for free! :-)
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wenn deine Prostituierte beim Sex stirbt.... Sie haben eine weitere Stunde kostenlos! :-) |
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Grigore Daniel (RO)
Danielulqwe0@gmail.com
În romania the ambulance make ni-no sound, do you know what sound make the ambulance in Hungary?, ni-nem, do you know what sound does ambulance in Afghanistan make?, Boom |
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Anna Mary Bandyová (CZ)
anca.bandy@post.cz
Der 6-jaehrige Peter entdeckt auf dem Speicher einen Laufstall und laeuft aufgeregt zu seiner Mutter: "Du, bald kriegen wir wieder ein Baby. Papa hat eine Falle aufgestellt." |
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Nela Foldynový (CZ)
st.foldynova.n@msoa.cz
"Aber Herr Ober, der Kaffee ist ja kalt!"
"Gut, dass Sie mir das sagen, mein Herr! Eiskaffee kostet nämlich einen Euro mehr ..." |
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Adéla Oršulíková (AT)
st.orsulikova.a@msoa.cz
Warum trinkt der Russe Wodka, der Schotte Whisky, der Italiener Wein und der Deutsche Bier? Antwort: Damit man die einzelnen Völker an der Fahne erkennen kann! |
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Magdaléna Adámková (CZ)
st.adamkova.m@msoa.cz
Which team shines the most in the Ukrainian Hockey League? Chernobyl. |
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Alexandr Staš (CZ)
alex11alek@gmail.com
The wife had already lost patience with her husband's drinking and decided to scare and punish him.
She disguised herself as Lucifer, and when he staggered home drunk at night, she jumped on him from around the corner and closed it.
Her husband has looked at her and with the calmness of a gentleman he says to her:
"You won't scare me dude, I've been married to your sister for 15 years!" |
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Šimon Smělík (AT)
two ballons fly a one says hey cactussss and the second says where do you seeeeee it.
Zwei Ballons fliegen und einer sagt, pass auf Kaktusss auf und der andere wo siehstttt du ihn. |
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Janko Hrach (SK)
jozkomrkvicka@gmail.com
Two jets are going and one is slower. |
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Vendula Puszterová (CZ)
st.puszterova.v@msoa.cz
Do you know the difference between Jew and Santa? Santa goes down the chimney and Jew goes up. |
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Albotă Leonard Andrei (RO)
leonardoalbotaandrei@gmail.com
When I was young, I was very poor. After years of efforts...I am no longer young. |
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joel Åkesson (SE)
quelles est difference entre bajen et une batterie?
une batterie a aussi un cote positif. |
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Livio Weber (AT)
livio.weber@stud.sekuster.ch
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Zaira Nuredimi (SK)
zairamaemailasilol05
Why is kennedy on the half dollar bill ? Because he is missing half his head |
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Paweł Sawicki (PL)
pawielot11@gmail.com
Weißt du, ich habe kürzlich Schwarz in neuen Nike-Fernsehern gesehen. Ich dachte, es wäre meins, aber meine Mutter trägt Pumas |
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ERTAN KAYGISIZ (TR)
ertan.kaygisiz@istek.k12.tr
- What did the Sushi say to the Bee?
-Wassabee? |
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nu e treaba ta ma ta (AT)
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David Emanuel (RO)
manudavid998@iICloud.com
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Calvin Harris (AT)
blackyvalky@gmail.com
Ratio + L |
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11 grade A (RO)
tatiana.bejan@ltma.ro
What do you call a can-opener which doesn't work?
A can't-opener. |
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Damaschin Bianca Andreia (RO)
bianca_20082@yahoo.com
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Hawaii
Hawaii how?
I'm fine thanks, hawaii u? |
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Stavarache Lavinia (RO)
georginalavinia220@gmail.com
A police officer goes to a Romanian town and asks one of the residents:
"So, where do you brew the liquor?"
The man replies:
"See that church over there? Everywhere except there." |
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Adolf Hitler (AT)
Gicuwe@gmail.com
Hitler did nothing rong |
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Sandra Călăfir (RO)
sandracalafir237@gmail.com
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who?
Who who?
No, who asked. |
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Alina Ermina Staicu (RO)
staicualinaermina@gmail.com
je mangerais un BAKlava |
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Costache Raisa (RO)
raisaalina200@gmail.com
An elephant enters a bar. Where the bar enters? Into renovation. |
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Ivanciu Dan (RO)
danivanciu30092003@gmail.com
I got kicked out of the cat trainer club because I couldn't control my laughter. |
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Badea Cristina-Mirela (RO)
badea.mire@gmail.com
Give me just one reason to go forward!
- It's green and the others are honking at you! |
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Daria Avram (RO)
dariaavram48@gmail.com
Give me just one reason to go forward!
- It's green and the others are honking at you! |
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Damaschin Bianca Andreia (RO)
bianca_20082@yahoo.com
Announcement: Handsome young man, student, I don't drink, I don't smoke, I have a concrete car, house with 12 rooms, rich parents, I don't want anything, I'm just bragging. |
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Raphael Efstathiou (CY)
vouniotou@gmail.com
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Raphael Efstathiou (CY)
vouniotou@gmail.com
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Valmira Balla (AL)
ballavalmira5@gmail.com
Le professeur demande à l'élève de conjuguer le verbe "marcher" au présent.
- étudiant : -je marche tu marches....
- prof : "dès qu'on n'a pas le temps"
-Étudiant: "Je cours, tu cours ...."
The teacher asks the student to conjugate the verb "to walk" in the present tense.
- student: -I walk you walk ....
-teacher: "as soon as we don't have time"
-Student: "I run, you run ...."
Der Lehrer bittet den Schüler, das Verb „gehen“ im Präsens zu konjugieren.
- Student: - Ich gehe, du gehst ....
-gelehrt: "sobald wir keine Zeit haben"
-Schüler: "Ich renne, du rennst ..."
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NURIA LLORENTE (ES)
nurllv@gmail.com
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Raluca Filipache (RO)
raluca_filipache@yahoo.com
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Scarlet Lala gul (FR)
lalas013.311@francesbardsley.co.uk
Une fille était dans son cours de français et a demandé d'aller aux toilettes dans cette langue comme un défi, elle a dit : Madame Ellis, jes suis toilet ! De toute évidence, elle avait besoin d'un meilleur enseignement ! |
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Simão Gago (PT)
a21356@aeppn.pt
The patient to the doctor:
-Doctor, if I touch my leg, it hurts, if I touch my arm, it hurts, if I touch my face, it hurts. What do I have?
- A broken finger. |
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Basia Rulkiewicz-Sławińska (PL)
brulk@wp.pl
Co powiedziało Zero do Ósemki?
????
Fajny pasek! |
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(LV)
Only in Latvia is it possible to go to the store during a commercial break, come back to uncork the bottle and drink half of its volume, sit down on the couch and enjoy the movie again, with the shots cut out so that people don't sit too much in front of the TV. |
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Maria Iustinica Bădescu (RO)
mariajustina27@yahoo.com
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Victor Chiriac (RO)
chiriacvictoras97@gmail.com
During the pandemic, the application that monitors steps asked me if I had died .
In 2020: wash up as often as possible !
In 2022: wash as rarely as possible!
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Chiriac victor (RO)
victor.chiriac@hasdeucampina.ro
During the pandemic, the application that monitors steps asked me if I died
In 2020: wash as often as possible
In 2022: wash as rarely
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(AT)
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Emma Pirkl (IE)
pirklemma@gmail.com
What dialect of Irish is spoken on the moon? Munster Irish |
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Irina Gavrila (RO)
irigavrila@yahoo.com
Bun |
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Savu Filip (RO)
savufilip2009@gmail.com
What do you do if you're back hurts when you wake up in the morning? You wake up in the afternoon. |
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NICOLETA NECHITA (RO)
nicoletanichita@yahoo.com
A frog goes to the photographer and says: 'Please, take a picture of me, in which I can appear with a smaller mouth. In all the pictures I have taken so far, I came out with a biiig mouth.
"Okay", says the photographer. "When I snap, please say the word "confiture" and that way you will get a smaller mouth.
"Let's try!", said the photographer: "confiture!".
The frog pronounces immediately after the photographer and everything comes out perfectly.
Excellent! says the photographer, Ready! Steady....
but the frog asked: "But what does confiture mean?
The photographer a bit irritated: "hey, it doesn't matter..., it is marmalade in French."
"Aha", says the frog.
The photographer:
"Attention! now, snap"...and the frog with a big mouth is saying:" MAAARMELADA". |
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Thea Jansén (SE)
thea.langstrom-jansen@skola.uppsala.se
- Dad, can you help me with the math?
- What should I help you with?
- I will find the common denominator...
- What the hell, haven't you found it yet? We were also looking for it when I was at school?! |
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Thea Jansén (SE)
thea.langstrom-jansen@skola.uppsala.se
Which party is the most allergenic? The hay bale. |
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Thea Jansén (SE)
thea.langstrom-jansen@skola.uppsala.se
What did the baker do when the police came? Batter! |
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Alessia Camilla (IT)
alessia.camilla@icarenzano.edu.it
Pablo dies, he knows Massimo in hell. Pablo asks him how did you die? And Massimo answers hot and you? I died of heartbreak from joy. What do you mean? I suspected that my daughter was dating a mobster so I checked everywhere: in the fridge,under the bed and in the closet but I wasn't there. I was so happy i died if had opened the oven by now we were all alive |
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Holly Baines (GB)
22hollybaines@treviglas.cornwall.sch.uk
pourquoi les francais manhunt des escargots? parce qu’ils n’aiment pas la restauration rapide ! |
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Giulia Deriu (AT)
deriugiulia77@gmail.com
you know what a vacuum cleaner does when she's sick .... she takes an aspirin
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Lilian Vizzari (FR)
vizzari.lilian@gmail.com
If one thousand cows have covid-19, can we say there are one thousand cases (Milka)? |
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Iușan Eduard (RO)
edi08.gabriel@gmail.com
What do you go to work with?
By force.
I meant how do you walk?
Cursing!
Well,I meant how do you get there!
With depression! |
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Constantinescu Vlad (RO)
Vlady16c@gmail.com
What does a claustophobic astronaut need? A little space |
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Gerda Lācīte (LV)
lacitegerda@gmail.com
- What are you doing on saturday?
- Driving to the beach with my son, to fly a dragon into the air, What about you?
- Practically the same, - taking my mother-in-law to the airport.
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Patricia Schneider (RO)
pati.schneider09@gmail.com
God created the sky and earth, the rest was made in China |
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Dascălu Matei (RO)
matei.dascalu@sc21sb.ro
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high...she looked surprised |
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Dascălu Matei (RO)
matei.dascalu@sc21sb.ro
I told my wife She has drawing her eyebrows too high,she looked surprised |
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Mondoc Ioana (RO)
ioana.mondoc@sc21sb.ro
How do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh |
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Kubi Darius (RO)
kubidarius8@gmail.com
I hate violence but i like it when luck strikes |
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Kubi Darius (RO)
kubidarius8@gmail.com
I hate violence but i like it whrn luck strikes |
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Marisol Hidalgo Baena (ES)
marysunsunsun@gmail.com
- Hello! Is the English school here?
- If, if. Between, between. |
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Rotaru Aida (RO)
aidatudora@yahoo.com
- What's the best thing about Switzerland?
- I don't really know but the flag is a big plus! |
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Luquinha Tavares (PT)
tavaresluquinha4gmail.com
Which Brazilian city does not have a taxi?
R: Uberland |
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Maria Nogueira (PT)
mn1786818@gmail.com
What is the name of the fish that falls from the tenth floor?
TUUUNA |
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ttt ttt (BS)
ttt
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Elfriede Samuel (BE)
elfriedesamuel081@gmail.com
hello here is my wonderful joke what did zero say to eight.....Nice belt! |
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Kaydan (BH)
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manuel feria (AT)
manuelferia@ceipsanjoseobrero.es
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Ian kjenne (NO)
ianolk@gmail.com
That boy threw my sandwich out in the water.
Was it on purpose (med vilje)?
No it was with cheese (med ost). |
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Beatriz Martins (PT)
a3258@aeavis.pt
Your body has 206, bones and you still think your dog has no interest in you?
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João Batista (PT)
a2953@aeavis.pt
olha já que você é muito inteligente me diga
quão grande é o deserto do saara. eu não sei, bem, então eu
look since you are very smart tell me
how big is the sahara desert. I don't know, well then I have to ask another camel
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toby (GB)
¿Qué es marrón y pegajoso?
Un palo |
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Matilde Martins (PT)
a2830@aeavis.pt
How does the Sheperd count his cows?
With a cow-culator |
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Margarida Correia (PT)
a2813@aeavis.pt
Let’s see : Louie, what can you tell me about the death of Vasco da Gama?
-May he rest in peace , teacher |
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Diogo Nunes (PT)
a2949@aeavis.pt
Qu'est-ce que c' est un point rouge sur un mur blanc ? c'est un moustique sans frein. |
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Vili Polanović (HR)
polanovicvili@gmail.com
- How would you call invasion of worms on the world?
- Global worming. |
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Stan Dennis (RO)
Standenis243@gmail.com
Marius Csampar was arrested because he was a criminal .
In beauty |
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Laura Oliveira (PT)
a3200@aeavis.pt
People say that everyone have a good side?
You must be a circle. |
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Slavko Dragić (BA)
martina.milic.mm.24@gmail.com
two grandmas walking on a road and fighting wich is going to be in the middle |
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N-am Foamea (RO)
robyyyyrobiiii@gmail.com
my mother is dead and floating, the lifeguard can't find her |
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Crudu Denis (RO)
crududenis08@gamil.com
Daddy, daddy what are dark jokes?
See that boy without hands? Go and tell him to clap his hands
But daddy, I'm blind
Directed by.. |
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Cecilia Ferraro (IT)
cecilia.ferraro@icarenzano.edu.it
Pour faire un velouté, le cuisinier doit décider s’il faut le faire avec les pommes de terre, la. courge et un oignon. L’oignon est coupé en premier puis il faut décider quoi utiliser entre la courge et les pommes de terre. L’oignon suggère au cuisinier : "mais il est évident que le velouté de courge est meilleur" alors les pommes de terre disent "oignon maintenant que tu es coupée, mais tu me fais pleurer !" |
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Francesca Mantero (IT)
francesca.mantero@icarenzano.edu.it
to make a velvety the cook must decideif you make it with potatoes, pumpkin and an onion. The onion is cut firstthen you have to decide what to use between pumpkin and potatoes. The onion suggests to the cook: " But of course the pumpkin soup is better" then the potatoes say: " onion, now that you’re cut, you make me cry!" |
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Melissa Hohlov (IT)
Melissa.hohlov@icarenzano.edu.it
FRANCESE
Un village est attaqué par un lion.
S'expriment trois chevaliers: un ours, un aigle et une mouffette.
Les chevaliers attaquent le lion, mais l'ours revient sans fourrure, l'aigle revient avec une aile cassée, tandis que la mouffette revient sans une égratignure. L'aigle et l'ours demandent à la mouffette:《Mais comment tu as fait à revenue entière?》et la mouffette répond:《Mon parfum était si bon qu'il l'a tombé raide》.
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Yehor Shevtsov (IT)
yehor.shevtsov@icarenzano.edu.it
Once upon a time there was an old tree in a square, along with him lived a young tree that told him hey old tree you fell down, you’re going to die. I will be the first tree to go into the universe>twenty years later the old tree died and the young tree woke up with a strange feeling opened his eyes and saw a blade that was piercing the stem so from the pain he fell asleep, Upon waking up he found himself in a bathroom in the form of toilet paper, saying textual words : what a life of sh**>
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Enrico Picciotto (IT)
enrico.picciotto@icarenzano.edu.it
A doctor prescribes a prescription for a medicine to a gentleman but it was written so badly in italics that he got the medicine wrong.
The next day, feeling ill because he had taken the wrong medicine, the gentleman went to the doctor, he told him that he had 48 hours left to live what did he do? killed him and was very satisfied, do you know why?
Because when you do a crime they give you years (in prison) and then he thought they gave him 25 years to live but he didn't understand it so he died of poisoning
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Alice Guerrato (IT)
alice.guerrato@icarenzano.edu.it
A policeman looked around to see what was happening. At one point he saw a man dressed in black coming out of the jewelry store running with a black sack in hand. The policeman stopped the man saying:"Give me back the sack now!!! " and he said :"Take it, go to the dustbin, thank you for the favor!"
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Christian Danieli (IT)
christian.danieli@icarenzano.edu.it
Il était une fois un vieil arbre sur une place, avec lui vivait un jeune arbre qui lui a dit : «Hé, vieux arbre, vous êtes tombé en bas, vous allez mourir. Je serai le premier arbre à aller dans l’univers>Vingt ans plus tard, le vieil arbre mourut et le jeune arbre se réveilla avec une sensation étrange ouvrant les yeux et vit une lame qui lui transperçait la tige de sorte que de la douleur s’endormit, à son réveil il se retrouva dans une salle de bain sous forme de papier toilette, En disant textuels mots : quelle vie de m***>
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Alessio Ottonello (IT)
alessio.ottonello@icarenzano.edu.it
Francese: Un jour deux amis se retrouvent au restaurant, quand ils ont choisi le serveur arrive : "Qu'est-ce que vous commandez ?" et l'autre répond : "Je vais prendre la soupe et toi ?" “Je prends du poisson” lorsque les plats arrivent, ils ont apporté une soupe de poisson, puis les deux protestent en disant : “Mais nous n'avons pas commandé de soupe de poisson” et le serveur répond : “Je suis désolé, économisons en utilisant uniquement une cuisinière et une casserole pour chacun des plats."
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Matilde Borreani (IT)
matilde.borreani@icaarenzano.edu.it
Pablo dies, he knows Massimo in hell. Paolo asks him "how did you die?" And Massimo answers "hot ,and you?"
"I died of heartbreak from joy!"
"What do you mean?"
"I suspected that my daughter was dating a mobster, so I checked everywhere: in the fridge, under the bed and in the closet, but it wasn't there. I was so happy I died"
"if had opened the oven by now we were all alive".
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Cecilia Bongiovanni (IT)
Cecilia.bongiovanni@icarenzano.edu.it
Un policer se regardait pour observer ce qui passait. À un moment , il vitun un homme vetu de noir qui sortait de la bijouterie avec un sac noir à la main. Le policier arrete l'homme en lui disant:" Rendez-moi immédiatement le sac!!! " Il lui a dit:" Oki, Allée à la poubelle, merci!"
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Andrea Tabor (IT)
andrea.tabor@icarenzano.edu.it
●Ehi, je suis un touriste, connaissez-vous le moyen de transport le plus rapide pour aller au cimetière de Milan ?
● oui
● Attendez à la station de taxi, quand il est sur le point de s'arrêter Tu te jettes dedans
● Oh merci, et pour aller à l'école ?
● Toujours égal, mais n'attendez pas une voiture, attendez un bus
● Et je te donne un conseil, pour aller au cimetière de Pinarello en Corsica
réservez un voyage en bateau, quand vous êtes à mi-chemin du voyage, vous trafiquez les moteurs |
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Sara Fanciulli (IT)
sara.fanciulli@icarenzano.edu.it
Pablo meurt, en enfer connaît Massimo. Pablo lui demande: "comme t'es morto?" et Massimo répond: "de chaud et tu?"
"Je suis mort de chagrin de bonheur"
"Comment ça, quoi?"
"Je soupçonnais ma fille de sortir avec un mafieux, allor j’ai vérifié partout, dans le frigo, sous le lit et dans le placard, mais il n’y en avait pas. J’étais si heureux que je suis mort."
"Si tu avais ouvert le four à cette heure nous serions tous en vie".
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Francesca Pasqualin (IT)
francesca.pasqualin@icarenzano.edu.it
A village is attacked by a lion.
There are three knights: a bear, an eagle and a skunk.
The knights attack the lion, but the bear returns without the fur, the eagle returns with a broken wing, while the skunk returns without a scratch. The eagle and the bear ask the skunk:《How did you get back in one piece?》and the skunk says:《My perfume was so good, it killed him》. |
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Arturo Della Lena (IT)
arturo.dellalena@icarenzano.edu.it
● Hey, I'm a tourist, do you know the fastest way to go to the graveyard in Milan ?
● yes, of course
● Wait at the taxi stop, when it's about to stop you throw yourself under it
● Oh thank you, and to go to school?
● It's the same, but don't wait for a car, wait for a bus
● And I give you a tip, to go to the Pinarello graveyard in Corsica book a trip by ship, when you are halfway on the route you tamper with the engines
● okay, thank you !
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Lorenzo Ferrara (IT)
Lorenzo.ferrara@icarenzano.edu.it
Once upon a time there was an old tree in a square, along with him lived a young tree that told him hey old tree you fell down, you’re going to die. I will be the first tree to go into the universe>twenty years later the old tree died and the young tree woke up with a strange feeling opened his eyes and saw a blade that was piercing the stem so from the pain he fell asleep, Upon waking up he found himself in a bathroom in the form of toilet paper, saying textual words : what a life of sh**>
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Francesca Cantatore (IT)
francesca.cantatore@icarenzano.edu.it
Le professeur et son mari parlent…
Le mari demande:
-On sort dîner ce soir ?
Et la femme:
-je dois réviser les expressions pour demain.
Et le mari:
-Ce sera pour la prochaine fois
passé du temps…
Le mari va voir sa femme et la trouve devant le miroir et lui dit:
-Mais pourquoi tu fais ces visages, et tu ne révises pas tes expressions ?
Et elle:
-c'est juste!
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Tulban Nicole (RO)
cristina_crisan_sb@yahoo.com
If you have a bad day, sing! Don't be shy! Let others suffer as well! |
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Ogrean Ioana (RO)
ioanaogrean0@gmail.com
-Gigel, why do you drink so much?
-Of holidays!
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Luncean Robert (RO)
robert.luncean@gmail.com
When is the best time to collect apples?
When the guard is sleeping. |
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Veșcă Natalia (RO)
natalia2010.06.09@gmail.com
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. |
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Ruse Raul (RO)
ruseraul93@gmail.com
I hate violence but i like when luck hits me
Ich hasse Gewalt aber ich mag es wenn mich glück trifft |
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Vidrighin Ioana (RO)
Ioanavidrighin94@gmail.com
Why can't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. |
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Simone Campiciano (IT)
simone.campiciano@icarenzano.edu.it
Sunday at the football field of Arenzano, James and Simon study the strategy to win the game.
S:"oh Jack, on the website www.winmore.com advice to cover with toilet paper to avoid being see by opponents"
G:"Simo, but the field is green"
S:"Right, i'm gonna roll in the grass "
Now Simone was a mix between a mummy and a broccoli .
The stratega works. Simone scores 10goals.
S:"wow, did you see that worked?"
G:``No wonder you smell so bad. Are you sure it was grass and not manure?"
S:" ahahaah, you're right, i was a toilet,and we but gave opponents down the chain"
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Purcar Victoria (RO)
@purcarvictoriaandreea@gmail.com
Hello mom, don't be upset, please don't panic, it's nothing serious, but I'm in the hospital!
- Manole, you have been a doctor for ten years, stop saying that every time you call me. |
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Giacomo Toso (IT)
giacomo.toso.ica@gmail.com
Dimanche sur le terrain de football d’Arenzano, James et Simon étudient la stratégie pour gagner le match.
S:"oh Jack, sur le site www.gagnez.plus.com conseil de couvrir avec du papier toilette pour éviter d’être vu par les adversaires"
G : "Simo, mais le champ est vert"
S : "Bon, je vais rouler dans l’herbe "
Simone était un mélange entre une momie et un brocoli .
La stratégie fonctionne. Simone marque dix buts.
S : "Wow, tu as vu que ça a marché ?"
G : «Pas étonnant que vous vous sentiez si mauvais. Êtes-vous sûr que c’était de l’herbe et non du fumier?»
S:" ahahaah, vous avez raison, j’étais une toilette, et nous avons donné les adversaires en bas de la chaîne"
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Elena Sofia Caviglia (IT)
elenasofia.caviglia@icarenzano.edu.it
Le scientique Albert rentre à la maison du travail.
La femme Marie lui demande:"Qu'as tu fais au travail aujourd'hui?"
Il répond:"Je fais une expérience sur les bombes atomiques."
Marie:"Et que vas-y faire demain au labo?"
Albert:"Quel labo?" |
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Viola Menini (IT)
viola.menini@icarenzano.edu.it
The scientist Albert gets home from work.
His wife Marie asks him:"What did you do at work today?"
He answers:"I did an experiment on atomic bombs."
Marie:"And what will you do tomorrow in the laboratory?"
Albert:"Which laboratory?" |
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beatrice bozzo (IT)
Beatrice.bozzo@icarenzano.edu.it
Français
Il y a deux jours, un avion s'est écrasé au Maroc. Le seul témoin vivant était un singe. La police l'a cherchée et l'a interrogée. Les flics lui ont demandé ce qu'elle faisait au moment de de l'accident et elle répondu qu'elle conduisait.
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Giorgia Anselmo (IT)
giorgia.anselmo@icarenzano.edu.it
Angelica fait ses devoirs de géographie avec sa mère ed à un moment elle lui demande :" Maman, où est la Macédoine ?" et maman répond :" Dans le réfrigerateur comme toujours ." |
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Camilla Balzo (IT)
camilla.balzo@icarenzano.edu.it
in Morocco two days ago a plane crashed.The only living witness was a monkey.The police looked for her and when they found her they questioned her.The policeman asked her what she was doing at the time of the accident and she answered that she was driving
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Elisa Garbarino (IT)
Elisa.garbarino@icarenzano.edu.it
Angelica is doing her geography homework with her mother and at some point asks her:"Mom, where is Macedonia?" and mom answers:"In the fridge as usual". |
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Chiara Ferrari (IT)
chiara.ferrari@icarenzano.edu.it
A horse and her foal, they go to the grocery store
They decide to go to the park, where the colt meets his friends
At one point they meet another colt and ask him if he wants to go play with they
This one presents itself and saying, I'm Zoe a zebra
They play and are having fun
The mother of the foal, calls him to go home
At some point his question to mom, Why do zebras have stripes?
Because they escaped from prison
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Sophie Borgognone (IT)
sophie.borgognone@icarenzano.edu.it
Deux anges se rencontrent en paradis et l’un dit à l’autre: « Je ne me souviens pas qui est la femme de Zeus » et l’autre: « Était », « oh, elle est morte? » |
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Smeu Nicoleta (RO)
Anabelapopa2@gmail.com
how a woman lose 3 kg ?
She empties her purse |
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Cociuba Sophie (RO)
sophiecociuba@gmail.com
Why can't you give Elsa a ballon? She'll let it go 🎈
Warum kannst du Elsa keinen Ballon geben? Sie wird es lassen |
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Sfetcovici Andreea (RO)
sfetcoviciandreeea@gmail.com
When does the stork stand on one leg ?
When he picks up his other leg. |
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ilia gurgenidze (GE)
nerboirevievs@gmail.com
A man goes into a khinkali restaurant. orders 99 khinkali. The waiter asks him: why not 100? he responds: you think I am a fat pig |
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Sara Jiménez (ES)
Sarajimenez@institutonervion.es
- There was a drunk sitting on the corner of a street and a policeman asked him:
"Hey mister, have you seen a guy turn this corner?
And the drunk replies:
No...! When I arrived, the corner was already bent. |
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Joel Pereira (PT)
jmpereiraxpto@gmail.com
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Fyfr Sdff (AT)
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Rui Ferreira (PT)
Ruizitoferreira07@gmail.com
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Luís Gomes (AT)
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Rodrigo Gomes (PT)
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Renato Oliveira (PT)
mecauto204229@alunos.epb.pt
The teacher asks the students to write a text that ends with the phrase “Mother there is only one”. The boys wrote there and then the teacher asks them to read aloud to the whole class. The first is Luisinho:
- Yesterday, I got home, my mother opened the door for me, took my coat and backpack and, before making dinner, helped me with my homework. That's why I say that there is only one Mother.
- Very good. – congratulated the teacher. – Now you little Pedrinho.
The boy Pedro says:
- This weekend I went to the beach with my family and, when I was in the water, a big wave came and I almost drowned. My luck is that my mother was attentive and saved me and that's why I say that there is only one mother.
- Well done Pedrinho and you have to be very careful in the water! - He congratulated and warned the teacher.
Finally, it was the boy Joãozinho's turn. Johnny says:
- Yesterday, I got home, the door was open, I took off my backpack and coat, I went into my mother's room, where she and my stepfather were. Then she sent me to get two beers, and when I got to the fridge, I yelled: Mom, there's only one! |
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Enzo Paglioli (PT)
mecauto204216@alunos.epb.pt
Three female friends went camping in Florida for the first time.
When it was time to sleep, one of them decided to stay out to enjoy the beautiful stars in the sky that night.
The next morning one of the friends opens the tent and screams:
“AAAAAAAAAHH”
The other friend, terrified by the scream, leaves the tent to see what happened and says:
"OHHHHH MY GOD!! You killed with that Lacoste sleeping bag!!!" |
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Joel Coelho (PT)
mecauto204225@alunos.epb.pt
Teacher: Who thinks he's stupid, stand up
Dudu got up
Teacher: You think you're dumb Dudu
Dudu: No, but I felt sorry to see the teacher standing alone |
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Rodrigo Vieira (PT)
Mecauto204233@alunos.epb.pt
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roos heroes (BE)
tom was walking with his grandma
and he saw candy on de ground he wanted to pick it up but his grandma
sad everything dat is lying on the ground is dirty than his grandma fals from the stairs and asks tom to pich her up but tom sad no everything that is on the ground is dirty
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Munteanu Alexandra (RO)
tirniceanuclaudia68@yahoo.com
,,-Qui a battu la premiere fois Etienne le Grand ?
-....sa maman |
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Vlascenco Bianca (RO)
tirniceanuclaudia68@yahoo.com
,, Tu sais que font deux abeilles sur la Lune ?
...le mois de miel |
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Miguel Rocha (PT)
al.miguelrocha@aeaav.pt
Que dit un requin à un autre requin ?
Tu me mélanges . |
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c b (PT)
al.carolinabandeira@aeaav.pt
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C M (PT)
al.claramelo@aeaav.pt
John : J'ai une bonne et une mauvaise nouvelle...
Première et bonne !!
– J'ai passé toutes les chaires à l'université !!
Félicitations, fils, qu'est-ce qui ne va pas?
- C'était un mensonge 😀 |
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Nikolas Hadjipetrou (CY)
anny_kar@yahoo.com
What is green, speaks English and has a shell?
A "Helloooo-na" ( From the Greek word HELONA meaning turtle) |
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Geantă Alessia (RO)
alessiageanta@gmail.com
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went back home... |
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Andra Neculae (RO)
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what's the irony of a snail? to run away from home |
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Ghițescu Delya (RO)
delyaghitescu2@gmail.com
- Hello, do you have anything against my cough?
- No, you can cough as much as you want. |
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Alexandru Adam (RO)
stefanalexandruadam@gmail.com
He wanted a beautiful figure and a flat abdomen, but his soul demanded salami. |
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Matei Bianca (RO)
mateibianca488@gmail.com
My mother told me: follow your dreams. So I went back to bed. |
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Martin Mara (RO)
-Do you know what two bees do in the moon?
-Honeymoon. |
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Bănică Ștefan (RO)
stefan.banica@liceuldearte.ro
What does a clock do when it is hungry? It returns in four seconds. |
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Alex Dumitrescu (RO)
alex.dumitrescu.2006.7@gmail.com
What are you eating ? Bread. Just bread ? Take some bread with it! |
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Gheorghe Răzvan (RO)
Have you ever heard about the restaurant on Mars? Great menu but no atmosphere. |
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Bacanu Edi (RO)
Why aren't the poles tomatoes:
That people would eat them with cheese. |
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Andrei Niță (RO)
andrei.nita@liceuldearte.ro
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered. |
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Loghin Alina (RO)
alinaloghin74@icloud.com
I hate violence but but i like when luck hits me |
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Ghiță Miruna (RO)
mirunaangela7@gmail.com
Doctor, I keep seeing pink zebras.
- Have you seen a psychologist?
- No, only pink zebras. |
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Raul Preda (RO)
Why did the snail died?Because he looked in the snuff. |
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Toma Gabriela (RO)
A man was thinking, but when the idea came to him, he slipped. |
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Ilie Silviu (FR)
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Stoenciu Antonia Nicoleta (RO)
antoniastoenciu@gmail.com
Serve tadpoles in this restaurant?
-We serve anyone.Sit down!
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Tolea Denis (RO)
toleadenis123@gmail.com
Bula riding his horse.At one point she fell.
why? His horse finished! |
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Munteanu David (RO)
annelark13@gmail.com
Is your fridge running fine? Cause we can meet at the fridge race. |
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Cristina Vraciu (RO)
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It chickened out |
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Brad Diana (RO)
dianabrad125@gmail.com
Why did a green dot cross the street? Because it was green. |
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ANGELO CIVITANO (IT)
annantonacci81@gmail.com
IF THE ITALIAN DUCK MAKES THE SOUND: " QUA, QUA, QUA", THE ENGLISH DUCK MAKES THE SOUND:"HERE, HERE, HERE?" |
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Stângă Maria (RO)
tirniceanuclaudia68@yahoo.com
,,- J' ai dit une blague sur la chimie, mais je n"ai reçu aucune réaction...! |
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Radu Ovidiu Andrei (RO)
raduovidiu453@gmail.com
Do you know why the cocumber crossed the street? Because it was green! |
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Nuam nume (RO)
ba.te.bat120@gmail.com
Who? who asked you? |
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Izabela Nănău (RO)
Nanauizabela2@gmail.com
What do you call a train carrying bubblegum? A chew-chew train. |
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Lenya Kader (GB)
22LKader@egslough.staracademies.org
Vous aimez le jazz?
(le film des abeilles) |
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Tanja Burazor (BA)
bosancictanja01@gmail.com
What is the name of the motorcycle which is laughing? Yamahahaha |
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Anastasia Musoiu (RO)
anastasia.musoiu@liceuldearte.ro
C:Daddy, did u had an Iphone when you were 8?
D:No!
C:So what did u have?
D:Lices! |
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Rebecca Vlase (RO)
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-Do you have basin gel?
-Excuse me?
- Basin gel, do you have?
-Maybe shower gel?!
-No, because i wash myself in basin. |
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Lambru Vlad (RO)
vlad.lambru@liceuldearte.ro
Announcement in the newspaper: "We are hiring a clown, we ask for seriousness" |
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Dragnea Ovidiu (RO)
ovidiu.dragnea@liceuldearte.ro
Dad, I want you to take me to the circus
No Costel , whoever wants to see you, come home |
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Zangur Bogdan (RO)
After 2 hours of thinking of where I should start cleaning from I had a genious idea:
- I will get a frapuccino! |
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Roberto Cirjan (RO)
roberto.cirjan@liceuldearte.ro
Two ghosts were talking:
„Do you believe in people?” |
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Dumitru Ayllin (RO)
dumitru.ayllin@liceuldearte.ro
“Can a kangaroo jump
higher than the Empire
State Building?”
“Yes, because the Empire
State Building can't jump!” |
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Moise Vlad (RO)
vladut.moise@liceuldearte.ro
- What is a white line in the desert?
- … a white string.
- What is a black line in the desert?
-…the shadow of the string. |
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Quandale Dingle (ES)
negativeboi@pm.me
What da dog doin? |
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Bordea Mario (RO)
mario.bordea@liceuldearte.ro
Nobody and Dumb were on a boat. Nobody drowns, and Dumb calls out to the lifeguard and says:
- Help, Nobody drowned!
-You're stupid?
-Yes I am! |
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Tudor Georgian (RO)
georgian.tudor@liceuldearte.ro
Once upon a time there were two balloons in the desert.One balloon says to the other:look a cactusssssssss |
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Daniel-Gabriel Stan (RO)
daniel.stan@liceuldearte.ro
today you are young, tomorrow you turn off the radio in the car to see better |
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Iosif Mario (RO)
mario.iosif@liceuldearte.ro
Discussion between two neighbors, in the block:
"Hot water came?"
"It came, but it's cold..." |
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Ana-Maria Vasilescu (RO)
ana.vasilescu@liceuldearte.ro
A dwarf enters a bookstore and asks:
“Do you have any books of irony?”
Librarian: We have, it's on the top shelf!
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Richard Harbist (SK)
risko.harbist@gmail.com
A foreigner is asking two friends:"Sprechen sie Deutch? Do you speak English? Parlez-vouz francais? Ponimajete po rusky?" No answer. The foreigner has left and one friend is saying to the other one:" Shouln´t we learn any foreign language?" The other is answering: "Why? He could speak so many. Despite that, he didn´t understand us." |
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rita pereira (AT)
Que dit le livre de mathématiques au livre d'histoire ?
ne me raconte plus d'histoires j'ai déjà plein de problème |
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Bejan Monica (RO)
bejanmonica2006@gmail.com
To who do mice pray? Cheesus |
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Francisca Marques (PT)
al.franciscamarques@aeaav.pt
Quelle est la céréale préférée d'un vampire ?
R : Gruau. |
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Caelan Lumsden (GB)
caelan.lumsden@cullodenacademy.org.uk
Comment appelle-t-on la farine préférée des orphelins: Auto-élevage. |
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Regan Clark (GB)
regan.clark@cullodenacademy.org.uk
Pourquoi dit-on aux acteurs de se casser une jambe ? |
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Dylan Martin (GB)
dylan.martin@cullodenacademy.org.uk
Comment faire rire une table de billard
Tu lui chatouille les couilles |
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Oliwier Rother (PL)
mariola.rother@onet.pl
-knock Knock!
-who's there?
-maths
-self?
-no, with the threat of ... |
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Z Jones (GB)
zara.jones@cullodenacademy.org.uk
Un ours est entré dans un bar et a dit :
Est-ce que je peux avoir........................ un verre s'il vous plaît
Le barman a dit :
Pourquoi la grande pause
L'ours a dit :
je ne sais pas j'en ai toujours eu |
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ben anderson (IE)
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Luka Srabinec (HR)
luka.srabinec@gmail.com
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead. |
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Patrik Ranogajec (HR)
patrik.ranogajec14@gmail.com
Whats the name of a Mexican guy who lost a car?
Carloss |
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Duarte Costa (PT)
– João: I have good news and bad news…
First the good!!
– I passed all the chairs at the university!!
Congratulations, son, what's the bad?
- It was a lie 😀 |
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Carolina e Sofia Pintor e Silva (PT)
batatafritacomgelado@gmail.com
NAO SABEMOS |
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Carolina e Sofia Pintor e Silva (PT)
batatafritacomgelado@gmail.com
Who is actress for always in farm?
Júlia Palha. AHAHAHAH |
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Sofia D (SE)
sofia.diefke@gmail.com
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Chai Osuere (ES)
Chaiosuere@gmail.com
your mom |
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timi simi (RO)
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Giorgia Ascia (IT)
ascia.giorgia2010@gmail.com
comment calment-ils végétarien? la céleri |
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Mary James (GB)
igarci95@xtec.cat
Two people are walking down the street and the one in the middle falls down. |
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Javier Torres Gutiérrez (ES)
javierico1970@gmail.com
Two guys are walking and the one in the middle falls down |
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Gabriela-Otilia ILIE (RO)
gabriela.ilie.cont@gmail.com
Pas necessaire |
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Militaru Nicoleta (RO)
militaru@liceuldearte.ro
Need money? Call me? I don't have it either! But at least we can chat about it. |
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– “Listen,” says a mom to her little girl, “if you behave yourself [être sage], you’ll go to Heavens, but if you don’t behave, you’ll go to hell.”
– So, what should I do to go to the circus? |
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Classe LCE Collège de la Brie Champenoise (FR)
englishclass.51@laposte.net
- He took his dog to school every day but he had to stop.
- Why ?
- The dog got his degree ! |
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Lydia Rinnerthaler (GB)
school@rthr.family
Nein, German "No", pronounced like "nine". |
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Ivana Fukat (HR)
ivanafukat@gmail.com
When you can't beat someone, join them.
So what am I going to do now, fly with a mosquito around the house? |
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Sava Bajceta (MONT)
sava.milinkovic@yahoo.com
'Do you have menthol candies?' asked the guy in the store.' No,we don't.'
The second day, the same answer. 'We don't have any, if you come for menthol candies again, I will cut your hand with an axe!'The next day, the guy asks: 'Do you have an axe?' 'No!' ' And menthol candies?' |
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Delphine Mauger (FR)
mauger.delphine@yahoo.fr
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Nina Tsenkoulovska-Janaty (BG)
nina_nvtj@yahoo.com
- Do you speak English?
- Yes, of course.
- What does “I am” mean?
- One o'clock in the morning. |
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